On the Lighter Side
I feel like maybe I should not post deep and brooding thoughts all the time. So – to lighten things up a bit, I offer a series of lawyer jokes. Pardon me if you’ve heard them before; and I hope you get a laugh or two. I can poke fun at my own profession – I don’t mind. 
Q: What’s the difference between a lawyer lying dead on the road and roadkill?
A: There are skid marks in front of the roadkill.
Q: Do you know how to save a drowning lawyer?
A: No? Good!
Q: How many lawyers does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None. They like to keep their clients in the dark.
Q: Why does California have the most attorneys, and New Jersey have the most toxic waste dumps?
A: New Jersey got first pick.
Q: How many lawyer jokes are there?
A: Three. The rest are true.
In all seriousness, I think that law is a noble profession – at least, in most cases, it is. A few rotten apples are out there, but truth be told – I’ve only met a couple of them, but the rest of the lawyers I know are people of strong work ethic, incredible intelligence, dedication to their profession, and they are men and women of integrity. Really. So – laughs aside, I salute my present and future brothers and sisters of the bar – they may make fun of us, but they need us, and when we do our work well, we can really make a difference.