Some things to Do Before the Inauguration:
1. Get that abortion you’ve always wanted.
2. Drink a nice clean glass of water.
3. Cash your social security check.
4. See a doctor of your own choosing.
5. Spend quality time with your draft age child/grandchild.
6. Visit Syria, or any foreign country for that matter.
7. Get that gas mask you’ve been putting off buying.
8. Hoard gasoline.
10. Borrow books from library before they’re banned – Constitutional
law books, Catcher in the Rye, Harry Potter, Tropic of Cancer, etc.
11. If you have an idea for an art piece involving a crucifix – do it now.
12. Come out – then go back in – HURRY!
13. Jam in all the Alzheimer’s stem cell research you can.
14. Stay out late before the curfews start.
15. Go see Bruce Springsteen before he has his “accident.”
