Robbins Library Notes

There are several versions of this joke floating around, many of which can be found here. Here is my version:

Rene Descartes walks into a fancy wine bar and orders a glass of an expensive Bordeaux. He finishes it, and and enjoys the wine so much that he asks for another glass of it. As he gets close to finishing the second glass, the bartender asks, “Monsieur Descartes, would you like another glass of that Bordeaux?” Descartes swirls the last of the wine around in the glass, ponders the idea for a moment, and says, “I think not.” Then, POOF! he vanishes in a puff of logic.