Step 1: Insert Incredibles DVD Disk 2 (Extra Features) into DVD Player.
Step 2: Select Index from the menu.
Step 3: Select Next Page to go to the next page of options.
Step 4: Wait about 20 seconds for a weird little spider to appear in the top right of the screen.
Step 5: Hit the Up key on the remote and then the Enter key to select the little spider.
Step 6: Sit back and enjoy a clip of my cousin Doug Frankel riding a scooter through the hallways of Pixar.
Much more fun than the latest Star Wars movie (where is the humor that they had back in 1977?) and less time-consuming.
[Doug works as an animator at Pixar. His character on the Incredibles was Edna E. Mode, the fashion designer.]