Donation Caps and The Two-Candidate Plan

Posted on August 30th, 2003 by longestnow.
Categories: indescribable.

Assuming someone popular (Clark? Clinton?!) wants to team up with Dean for the presidential race, their best bet is to run against him in the Democratic primary, rather than endorsing him.

Consider the general case of two people running ‘against’ one another in the primary but planning to be on a single ticket once the primary is over. Both get to develop their public image; if one is brought down (say, by an unexpected PR blow), the other still has a chance to win the primary — the one brought down could drop out of the primary and endorse the other, passing on what remained of his public support.

What’s more, large donors could donate to both candidates during the primaries, effectively doubling their contribution limits. This would be particularly effective if the leading candidate didn’t accept matching government funds, making it less difficult for the two to combine their resources after the primary.

Just sayin’.

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Clark puts off announcement

Posted on August 29th, 2003 by longestnow.
Categories: null.

Clark puts off announcement …

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More on THE PASSION

Posted on August 27th, 2003 by longestnow.
Categories: chain-gang.

More on THE PASSION …

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Modern Political Joy

Posted on August 26th, 2003 by longestnow.
Categories: popular demand.

For all you recall-watchers:  Quotably Arnold.
For all you gamblers:  Tradesports has the political scene covered.
For everybody:  more candidate updates (send me yours!).

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neener-neener

Posted on August 25th, 2003 by longestnow.
Categories: poetic justice.

Some people are too cool for words.

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Blood, oil, and more oil

Posted on August 24th, 2003 by longestnow.
Categories: international.

The UN-Baghdad bombing was a sad mess.  Robert De Mello, RIP.
The Prez grants total immunity to oil companies:  Executive Order 13303.
The lasting effects of pipeline sabotage in Iraq.

Blood, oil, and more oil …

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Clark to decide by September 4

Posted on August 24th, 2003 by longestnow.
Categories: chain-gang.

The nomination pre-season is almost over.  Dean finishes his Sleepless Summer Tour Tuesday.  Kerry, recovering from illness and starting to focus on campaigning in earnest, will make his formal declaration Tuesday week, just as Bush returns from his month’s vacation.  And Clark will decide whether or not to run “within the next two weeks“, before the Sept. 4 debates in Albuquerque.  No word yet on when Gore or Clinton will decide. 

Clark to decide by September 4 …

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Come On Over to My Bicycle Shop, Baby!

Posted on August 24th, 2003 by longestnow.
Categories: chain-gang.

“I have a leather mask, and I’m putting it on right now…”


Whatchoo talkin about, Willis?  You say you want me to call 976-GARY?  I don’t know if my libido is up to it…

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Weird Chronicles

Posted on August 24th, 2003 by longestnow.
Categories: poetic justice.

I like J. Scott Wilson.  Fine sense of the absurd.  And he’s from Houston.  Now if only we could combine this with Weird Al, the K Chronicles, and El-Al, to produce Kal-El

Weird Chronicles …

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Brace yourselves

Posted on August 24th, 2003 by longestnow.
Categories: indescribable.

Too bizarre for words: fistulated cows

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