Oh, Alan watches logo. I don’t care for it. What is the point of having a gay network that edits out all the fun bits from the gay movies it airs?!?!?! And, what is up with that wedding show with Scott Thompson!?!?

An official congratulations to you! That really is wonderful. I went to IKEA last weekend when it opened. It was, indeed, insane…but I was looking at the beds, and seriously, I thought I would have to give my left testicle to get a new bed at that price. I’m definitely going back.

* Well?!? How many there is??
* Logo’s the new gay network, right? Are we getting Logo on Comcast, or do you have something else?
* The Ikea stories keep piling up here. It really is worth it – at least in my memory, but it might take a few months for the insanity to die down.
* Call yourself whatever you want – in a few months your underlings will have their own name for you, just wait Congrats!

And, now an official congrats!

..what’s LoGo?

His Fabulousness….
That’s funny… How about Program Admindorker?
I know how fond you were of the adorkable moniker.
How cool for you!! See something good has happened to you this year. You are not cursed.
In a IKEA related event. You know where I live.
Last week while coming in to Boston to see Aerosmith, traffic was backed up from IKEA all the way to 128.
This weekend I wanted to go to Verizon and get a new cellphone. I like the Verizon store at the beginning of that street in Stoughton.
I was not go there now. So I went to the one in the Emerald Square Mall in Attelboro. Did you know that they want you to have everything picked out before you enter the store so they really don’t have to help you?

congrats Karl and have a Happy Thanksgiving!

Congratulations Snarl.

I do like Master of His Domain, I must say!

Although Queen of Everything works too. I was Program Administrator for a while, it didn’t do much for me. Whatever; the proof is in the paycheck. Take the title and do what you please with your terrace.

Ah, now I can finally officially congratuate you. I’ll have to check out the Swedish hell after the holidays to get some shelving for my place.

Would it have been better if I had written this posting as:

Carl! En-large your position! Swedish scientists detour you through fogs. 5% investments will help you secure goods from General Register. Call me Ishmael!

And so on and so on.

“His Fabulousness” — how middle class! I’ll keep thinking about this. As for IKEA, this is a surprising story. It’s clear that you’re not reading the papers. Ever since that store opened up, these nightmare stories have been reported. It’s probably going to continue this way until the second week in January when it will all be old hat. Don’t we love capitalism gone amuck?

What’s so wrong with Darth Karl?