Last night I discovered that my new upstairs neighbor (the loud one) is a screamer during sex. Oh yes, she makes it quite clear to all those around her that she’s climaxing.
I, unfortunately, was around her last night. Well, I was home…and considering the paper thin floor separating us, that essentially puts me in the same room as her and her boyfriend as they make love.
At 7:59PM yesterday I started hearing slight female moans while watching TV. They began so rythmically that I thought it was on TV. But they started getting louder so I muted the TV for a moment and realized the sound was actually coming from upstairs.
I immediately un-muted the TV and increased the volume.
But she, too, got louder.
For the next 5 minutes or so I heard her moan, groan and scream in various manners before hearing him start “uhhh-uhhhh”-ing to what I can only assume was his orgasm. Then it all stopped and the noise went back to her normal loud thudding and banging (presumably from walking and, well, drilling and bowling).
Now I feel all dirty.
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