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Mitochondrial

It’s too bad I’m such a techno-peasant. My 9-year old daughter had to write out the HTML command that allows one to make links in blog entries (up to then I had been using the “shortcuts” that are built into this software, but it’s actually much faster to type the HTML command & copy & paste the relevant URL). I finally memorized it, but she had to write it out on a piece of paper for me first. Sad, isn’t it? That’s what a graduate degree in art history gets you. She, meanwhile, hasn’t been blogging because she’s too busy in the Redwall online community, and has now become a sort of editor-contributor on a popular Redwall site. For her, this virtual stuff is practically second nature, and I’m alternately amazed and concerned. I keep an eye on things, and sometimes I compare and contrast with my childhood.

My current technical problem is that I’m starting to add more blogs to the roll, and I can’t alphabetize them anymore. I get an error message. I don’t really care that they’re not alphabetized, but now it bothers me that some are and others won’t be. I also had to change how long “news items” stay on the front page because I needed to have a news item disappear off the page: I used a photo of a Snowbird pilot from the eponymous site, and couldn’t size it down to manageable proportions. Pathetic. It’s not that I’m so dumb that I can’t get it if it’s explained, but that for most things there’s no one around to explain it. If it’s explained concretely, I can do it. Dave Winer nicely explained how to add the “trackback” feature on these sites, although I had to write out his instructions because I couldn’t trust myself to memorize the actual (tiny) macro or its correct placement. There are many things I need to write down.

For example, in March 1965 my parents took my 6th oldest sister and me to Canada — specifically, to Winnipeg. Actually, that’s not true: my father and this sister (who is nearly 8 years older than I) had already emigrated in November or December 1964. For my birthday in December 1964, I distracted my mother from her impending nervous breakdown over her upcoming departure to what must have loomed like Novo-Sibirsk by setting the Christmas tree on fire. In March she and I went. It’s a memory that’s clear in places, awfully blurred in others. I didn’t speak a word of English — well, maybe one or two words, since I had visited another sister (#4) and her RAF husband on various British bases in the UK. I have a vivid memory of getting some ridiculous pointy white shoes when I was about 6 and marching around London for miles until I cried because my feet hurt so much. But my English skills were pretty near zero. Getting lost by myself in Brussels while visiting yet another sister (#1) didn’t miraculously awaken a French-speaking gene or anything, so why should brief visits to England have done anything for my language skills?

Winnipeg in March really is like Siberia: blasts of Arctic air, mountains of frozen ice and snow. A week or so after arriving, I had to go to school. All my clothes were dark — I must have looked like such an immigrant, fresh off the boat. Lucky we at least didn’t wear kerchiefs. My mother thought the girls all dressed like Russian peasants: thick pants over which you wore the “proper” girl skirts and dresses. But the weather determined things, whether you came from town or country, and style was not a priority. Not having language meant feeling even less than peasant, though: it felt like being stoneage. Ugh, grunt, guh, ugh.

My first day at a Canadian school: the middle of March, just about 3 months past my 8th birthday, incapable of understanding or speaking, surrounded at recess by curious kids who asked questions I didn’t understand. A teacher hurtled past with a pot of hot water because yet another kid had gotten his tongue frozen to a galvanized metal fence post. Even on that first day they had sent me to school by myself. Just as they had sent me out alone in downtown Brussels to buy liver at the butcher’s, armed only with a little shopping list in French. I never found the butcher shop, I got lost, I wandered around Brussels for a very long time amidst rows upon rows of very tall art nouveau apartment buildings. I was perhaps 7, but not yet 8. My parents were like that. I was number 7, I was not planned, and I could get lost, and often did. I got lost in Norwich, I got lost in Brussels, I got lost in Calgary when I was 8, the first summer in Canada. I got lost in the cracks, I got lost in substances, and I survived by not caring one whit.

Except for things and concepts and ideas that were shown to me. Is that what would bring me back? I had a teacher in those first months in Winnipeg whose name I think was Mrs. Dyck. She was a Mennonite and had a few words of German, so she took it upon herself to keep me after school to go through primers with me. Since I’m not dumb, and since I care for things that are shown to me, I learned to speak, read, and write English within weeks. In the beginning, I did have some problems with the “th”-sound though. Very early on, still learning English, I misspelled “that” as “dat,” which was a double faux-pas since “dat” is low German for the high German “das,” which is both the gender-neutral article as well as the word for “this.” “Dat” is also sometimes used by particularly careless (dialect) speakers to replace the female article “die,” as well as “dass” (”that,” near to “which”). My misspelling was so glaring and I remember it so well because it seemed to me even then symbolic of my family’s seriously restrictive poverty: it was as though I had let it escape into perception, and it just exhaled on the page, shaming me like some giant fart. That was one of the negative things I remember caring about: shame. That, and feeling guilty about being alive, because, even though I felt guilty over having messed up my mother’s exceedingly unhappy life, I was often happy, I often felt lucky, I was often full of curiosity, which only made me feel even guiltier.

In the coming years I had many reasons to shut down more and more, not to give a damn, because if I cared, it hurt, but I didn’t fully start that way. My mother liked to tell me, very earnestly, as though this was a hard-won insight on her part that she was sharing with me (and knowing today how clinically depressed she was, in its wrong, hurtful way it was): “Don’t try too hard, you’ll only be disappointed.” Her favourite maxim, however, shared sometimes during those rare moments when a touch of mania infused her with gallows humour, at other times freely dispensed with dour, depressed resignation, was: “Life is like a chicken coop ladder, full of sh*t from top to bottom.” Ah yes, life lesson, language lesson, repeat after me: Ugh, grunt, guh, ugh.

The first Winnipeg summer came. It was hot, very hot and dry, and there were many mosquitoes, and it was common to see small planes spraying entire neighbourhoods with DDT and whatever else was on offer to kill the bugs. Breathe deeply. September next, back to school. By now I was bored. About a month into the new school year, I was skipped ahead a grade. Would school get more interesting now? No. The only truly new thing was that we had French now: Bonjour, la classe. Moi, je m’appelle M. Drouit et je suis le professeur. C’est beau aujourd’hui, n’est-ce pas, mais peut-etre il fait pluit. Le matin il y a eu beaucoup de soleil. Repetez apres moi. Blah blah blah, or as they probably say in French, bleui, bleui, bleui. I was 8 and in stinking lousy grade four, stuck in the lockstep system and bored right out of my mind. I’d conquered English and my disappointment was great that there wasn’t anything more, but of course I was an obedient child and guilty by virtue of existing, hence I would listen to my mother and not try very hard so as to avoid the disappointment I felt so keenly. Keep your head down, you’re undeserving. We ended up moving more times than there are school grades, and I don’t remember much, except that for some reason, I must have woken up somewhere, somehow. Something hormonal perhaps.

It’s a strange thing, but in the end, life will have its way with you if you’re lucky, and it likes being awake. And you must hold your head up, for you’ll see further and improve your aim, whether it’s lofty or targeting some butt. As for disappointment: yes, it’s real, but on good days I feel that I own the freaking chicken coop ladder. Besides, that stuff is great fertilizer.

And while I might still be a techno-peasant, I have a 21st century ally: a smart daughter.

Ugh, grunt, guh, ugh.

Control

Via Dawn’s site, a pointer to an article in The Nation by Naomi Klein, Canada: Hippie Nation? Klein writes about Canada’s new cutting-edge laws on gay marriage and legalized drugs, and that this is suddenly making Canada — long the boring white-bread north-of-the-border silent partner of the US — world-famous, particularly since our liberalism stands in such a marked contrast to the cynical fundamentalism of the current US administration. But as Klein goes on to stress, most of the hype around Canadian changes is mostly …hype. Klein knows that all the liberalizing in the world isn’t going to change the status quo if the determining economic conditions aren’t altered. And what’s really determining Canada’s status vis-a-vis the US is our bondage to the North American Free Trade Agreement: “Our economic dependence on the United States is staggering: Almost 40 percent of Canada’s gross domestic product comes from exports to the United States. More troubling, particularly given the Bush Administration’s unquenchable thirst for oil and gas, we have traded away our right to put Canadian energy needs before those of the United States. A little-known clause in NAFTA states that even in the event of a severe energy shortage, Canada cannot cut off its oil and gas exports to the United States — we can only reduce the flow south by the same rate as we reduce our own domestic consumption.” Klein goes on to call “this dramatic ceding of power” to the US Jean Chretien’s true legacy, and Canadian government is pushing to extend NAFTA to all of Latin America.

I hate NAFTA. Perhaps irrationally so, since I don’t really understand global economics. But what I do understand and hate about it is that it leads to a loss of local control, and that agreements of its kind continue to pretend that bigger is better, without asking, better for whom? On Saltspring Island, a developer is planning to build a 9,400-sq.-ft. sablefish (black cod) hatchery. The locals complain that the plant will probably cause the collapse of the wild sablefish market here, and, more ominously, that it represents an “industrialization” of their sensitive eco-system and makes a land-use decision over which locals have no control whatsoever. This is a situation that is bound to get worse: “If B.C.’s proposed Bill 48 passes, communities along the coast will see local control eroded. The contentious bill would include fish farmers in the Right to Farm Act. This would let the province overrule local governments. In the past, communities have relied on zoning bylaws to block fish farms from starting up [sic] their areas.” In other words, we have here another example of government — which is supposed to be answerable to the citizens — ceding control to corporatist interests. I guess you don’t need fancy black boots anymore to make the world a more fascist place: the quiet co-operation (in the name of “progress,” not ideology) of government and big business will suffice.