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(or, Wildlife in the City)

This series seems endless. This is Part 5. (See also Part 1, Part 2, Part 3 and Part 4.)

Updates from prior episodes: Groundhog #1 (“Thomasson”), Groundhog #2 (“Wide Load”), and Groundhog #3 (“Baby”) are now living fulfilling lives in the county park, along with Opossum #1 (“Dignified Opossum”) and Opossum #2 (“Young Opossum Doesn’t Like It”).

Mr. Nonchalant Raccoon, trapped twice and featured in my last post, continues his carefree life. Here he has shown himself during the day standing on my neighbor’s decorative bench to indicate that he is not afraid of us in any way.

Chickaree has not been seen lately. Perhaps he will return in a future episode.

Episode 36. At twilight, two deer stop by to eat our bushes. Here is a dim picture of one of them.

Episode 36-a. Does this seem like a lot of wildlife to you? A colleague who has been reading this blog (you know who you are) said that they thought we lived out in the country.

Let me state for the record that we live in the center of town. We are on Washtenaw Avenue, certainly one of the busiest streets in Ann Arbor. It is a 20 minute walk to the campus (medical center side). The problem is not that we are out in the country, the problem is that our house is infested with groundhogs.

Episode 37. We are re-doing our roof and the Critter Control guy advises me of the delightful news that squirrels have probably been nesting in our old roof vents. I have a discussion with the roofer about roofing materials that hinges on whether different roofing materials are easily eaten or not. 

Episode 37-a. What a strange conversation that was. I never thought I would have this kind of conversation with anyone.

Episode 38. After we return from a week away we bait the traps with fresh apples and re-set them. Within just a few hours, there’s a ruckus at trap #1. It turns out to be our new friend, Aggro Groundhog.

Aggro Groundhog is difficult to photograph because if you approach the cage he strikes at your face. He is always moving. All of my pictures are at least slightly blurred. He mostly looks like this:

Episode 39. In case you’ve lost count, this makes Groundhog #4. How many can there possibly be? This is ridiculous. I have decided to open an office pool. $1 per entry. The bet shall be: How many groundhogs in total will we capture in this 30-day period? (That’s the term of the Critter Control contract.) No house take or vig! Let me know if you want in.

(or, Labor Day is No Holiday for Trappers)

This is Part 4 of a series. See also Part 1, Part 2, or Part 3.

Here we go again, dear readers. Whew, this series of posts is even longer than my exhausting blog series on Comcast and number portability regulations. And there are more cute wildlife pictures.

Episode 32. Mr. Nonchalant Raccoon (from Part 3) was released from Trap #2 and immediately walked around the building to be caught by Trap #1.  We signed a contract with Critter Control promising not to touch their traps (we have two traps, they own two traps) so he’s in there overnight at least until the guy comes around again. And Raccoon ate the apple.

Check it out — he doesn’t even care that he’s locked up.

Here he is reclining on his back and staring boldly at me.

(Sorry about those vertical lines — this is the best photo I could get through the bars.)

Episode 32-a. I put it to you that this raccoon has been institutionalized. This raccoon has a prison mentality. According to Bartol & Bartol’s “Psychology and Law” (or at least these random notes from it that I found on the Internet when I searched for “prison mentality”), this raccoon has entered the stage of institutionalization syndrome where he “loses interest in the outside world.” He exists only within the confines of his incarceration. He lives only for our apples. Maybe.

Episode 33. Indeed, we release Mr. Nonchalant Raccoon and he doesn’t exactly try to go back in the cage, but he does saunter slowly around the house, even coming toward us at some points.

Sorry this is blurry but you see what I mean.

Finally Mr. Nonchalant Raccoon walks (slowly and deliberately) to a nearby grove of trees.

According to Bartol & Bartol, this raccoon may be “longing for jail.” He may miss structure. He may be considering ways to re-offend so he can “get back inside.” Stay tuned.

Raccoon sits in the bushes and stares at us. It feels like a “If you’re going to watch me, I’m going to watch you too” thing. Specifically, he watches us catch another groundhog. Raccoon is learning the system.

Episode 34. Yes, just as soon as Trap #2 was vacated by Mr. Nonchalant Raccoon, it caught another groundhog. This is groundhog #3 and he is a young little groundhog.

The Critter Control guy says he estimates this groundhog at less than 1 year old. This little guy is quite cowed by the experience and mostly just pauses to consider the apple.

Episode 35. I am becoming somewhat tired of writing about this but the opportunities to take my own close-range animal pictures are exceptional and that keeps me going. Also the groundhog trapping seems to be getting us some pretty nice goodwill with our neighbors.  The super fat one from a few posts ago was apparently public enemy #1 on our block. He was widely known for his habit of sunning himself lazily on his back while eating your each of your ripe tomatoes, one at a time, using only one paw. His departure has been widely celebrated.

Continue to Part 5 of this series.

(or, The Volume Discount)

“bycatch (n.): fish caught unintentionally in a fishery while intending to catch other fish”

After doing bandwidth hogs, groundhogs, and marsupials, it’s time to eventually return to mammals with this post.  (You may want to read part 1 and part 2 of this series before continuing.)

Episode 21. In trap #2 we catch a smaller, much angrier opossum. When I look at him he weaves back and forth and bares his teeth at me just like we are playing basketball with a lot of money at stake.

He must be angrier because he is younger. It’s rebellion.

Episode 22. We decide to stop naming our vermin as there are so many of them.

Episode 23-24. Two entire days with no new developments. I (wrongly) start to think that the era of wildlife trapping is coming to a close.

Episode 25. We discover a nest of yellow jackets near one of the traps. That explains the rotting fruit / radon guy attack in episode 1 of this blog post series! Closure for a sub-plot = excellent narrative arc.

Can you find the nest in this picture? (Think of it as a very easy “Where’s Waldo?”)

Episode 25-a. I read that in mild climates, yellow jacket nests can be quite large, such as this one that is the size of a Chevrolet. In Michigan they are normally the size of a basketball and hold 3,000 (!) yellow jacket workers and one queen. That worker number seems too high to be correct but it is in the Tuscaloosa News so it must be true.

Episode 26. Trap #1 caught a Chickaree! I like how he has no regard for gravity.

Episode 26-a. Chickarees are called Chickarees because of the noises they make, but they are also known as Red Squirrels. Although in this photo above this one looks sort of like what I think of as a “normal” (Fox) Squirrel, actually Fox Squirrels are much bigger. (And they are silent.)  This Chickaree is tiny — the size of a chipmunk. I’m not sure how he even triggered the trap.

Episode 26-b. Here’s a surprise. Whenever I looked in this cage he leapt at my face. Pretty bold for a creature that weighs less than half a pound.

Episode 27. The Critter Control guy tells me that Red Squirrels / Chickarees are “fierce.” OK, he did leap at my face, but “fierce“? Really?

Then Mr. Critter Control opened the cage and let the cute little guy out. Believe it or not, the Chickaree immediately jumped to a nearby tree while loudly making his Chickaree noise, he then started fighting with a much larger Fox Squirrel right in front of us. They wrestled a while, then the Chickaree chased the Fox Squirrel off our property at about 120 mph. Fierce.

The Critter Control guy gave me a meaningful look as if to say, “See?” But he didn’t say anything out loud.

Episode 28. What a busy day. Trap #2 catches a raccoon. He is just about the cutest thing anyone has ever seen.

The Critter Control guy advises us that we should just let him go. Raccoons are smart and not afraid of people. They don’t dig burrows and they don’t usually chew things. They occasionally eat your garbage if you leave the can open. They could try to shelter under your porch for a while to have some babies, but that is rare.

This raccoon looked quietly at us when we were near him but as soon as we moved away he would start trying to pick the lock on the cage with his tiny paws. At least that is what it looked like he was doing. Then when he saw us looking at him he would stop and put his paws under himself and stare at us. I felt like a correctional officer.

Episode 29. When we let him go he sauntered slowly out of the cage and then after moving a little way away from us he stopped and stared back at us for a while. Maybe he felt that he was owed an explanation? For this treatment?

Episode 29-a. I noticed that he did eat the apple.

Episode 30. While we are standing in the yard after letting the raccoon go, amazingly, he comes back and stands on our side porch. He will not be cowed. We walk over to him and he retreats to the front porch where he goes under the step but then sticks his face out to look at us. As if to prove we are not really scaring him. I guess we have a new pet.

Episode 31. The Critter Control guy put insecticide down the yellow jacket nest for us and doesn’t charge us “because we have been such good customers.”  That’s right. We’re getting volume discounts from the pest control guy now. That tells you something about our situation.

Continue to Part 4 of this series.