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March 31, 2007

npr spotlights Baseball Haiku book

Filed under: Haiku or Senryu — David Giacalone @ 5:22 pm

infielderG Anticipating tomorrow’s Opening Game, National Public Radio’s All Thing’s Considered did a feature this afternoon titled “Spring Signals the Return of Baseball (Haiku)” (Debbie Elliott, March 31, 2007). Click the Listen button to hear the audio version of the segment. Here’s the online description:

All Things Considered, March 31, 2007 · Japan’s love for baseball has translated into an art form: baseball haiku. Cor van den Heuvel has edited a new anthology of baseball haiku, including a poem by Jack Kerouac. He speaks with Debbie Elliott about the book.

Cor tells why baseball and haiku are made for eachother. He reads a few haiku, and a recording is played of Jack Kerouac reading one of his own baseball haiku. Kerouac is believed to be the first American poet to write a baseball haiku.

BaseballHaikuCover Of course, we’ve been featuring poems the past few days from Baseball Haiku (Cor van den Heuvel and Nanae Tamura, eds., W.W. Norton Press, April 2007) (see here, there, here; and told you all about the book back in January, here) The book is officially released on opening day, April 1, 2007.

Louisville Slugger
the boy’s fingertips caress
the trademark

rumble of thunder
the boy still looking for the ball
in the grass

…………………………………. by Lee Gurga – Baseball Haiku (2007)
“rumble of thunder” orig. pub. Too Busy for Spring, 1999 HNA Anthology

infielderG Click for dagosan‘s nod at Magnapoets to baseball’s Opening Day.

update (April 1, 2007): The Los Angeles Times had an opinion piece yesterday on the new Baseball Haiku book. Unfortunately, the headline helps to perpetuate the incorrect plural spelling of haiku (by using an “s”): “Baseball haikus” (LATimes.com, March 31, 2007; free registration needed to see the entire piece). update (April 22, 2007): Cor van den Heuvel emailed me today to say that the LATimes review includes fifteen poems, one of which is my “umpire/BlackBerry” senryu. The print edition had the headline “Three Lines and You’re Out.”

playboyLogo I only read it for the poetry: Speaking of national pastimes, the Playboy weblog also featured Baseball Haiku in a posting titled “Poetry in motion” (April 2, 2007). Rocky Rakovic says the anthology is “a far cry from Casey at the Bat.” Rocky was kind enough to include my “umpire/BlackBerry ump” senryu among the three poems he chose to highlight.

afterwords (May 25, 2008): The Poet’s Corner in today’s Washington Post Book Review section features a column by Mary Karr about the Baseball Haiku book. With examples, Karr says “single-image poems capture moments from my own baseball-centered childhood.” She concludes: “Such feeling in such a small space. These haiku prove that in a secular culture, the stadium — from little league through the majors — may be the closest many Americans get to a house of worship.”

Don’t miss: Our recap of Baseball Haiku in its second season (May 28, 2008); and a description of Baseball Haiku at the Chautauqua Institution (June 28, 2008).

the bar’s self-importance is undignified (tasteless, too)

Filed under: viewpoint — David Giacalone @ 2:18 pm

FloridaMap   A year and a day after the U.S. Supreme Court refused to hear the 800-PIT-BULL case, Pape & Chandler v. Florida Bar Ass’n, which could have curbed FBA’s overzealous Dignity Police (see our prior post), Texas Third-Wave lawyer Chuck Newton brought up the situation of Steven Miller, Esq., and his battle with the Florida Bar over ads for DivorceEZ.com.  Newton asks: ”Does the Bar Have a Right to Regulate Good Taste” (Spare Room Tycoon, March 28, 2007) (via Carolyn Elefant, Legal Blog Watch). 

  1. DivorceEZ is a ”flat-fee, no-frills divorce law practice,” and says it will help you “get out of the hell hole you call a marriage” and “get rid of that vermin you call a spouse.” 
  2. You can read Miller’s press release here, and click to see the 30-second commerical the Florida Bar refuses to allow on tv.

The Florida Bar’s advertising review committee told Miller the problem is that the ad is a “verbal depiction” whose language promises a particular result.  Newton says “Mr. Miller’s TV spot is not too serious, but stopping him from running it is.”  Like virtually every observer, Chuck Newton believes the bar is trying to ban what it considers bad taste.  Newton notes:

“Some people, like me, are turned off by this type of TV spot. Some people gravitate toward the hyperbole. Further, some people desperately need the services, at the price, this lawyer is offering. Nobody has demonstrated he is doing a bad job for his clients. Nobody is accusing him of not doing what he says he will do. No client is filing a grievance asking him to stop the ad. Only the Bar-tenders are not happy.” 

erasingS    Newton asks who put the Florida Bar in charge of good taste.  Of course, the real question is whether the Florida Bar has any right to be censoring bad taste (a sufficient state interest).  The Florida Supreme Court says yes, and the U.S. Supreme Court could have definitively answered that question last year, but declined the opportunity.  

bases loaded
the rookie pitcher
blows a bubble

……………………………. by ed markowskiBaseball Haiku (2007)

I agree with Chuck that “The Bar-tenders are concerned that the ad might work.”  A decade as an antitrust regulator specializing in the learned professions makes that purpose seem most logical to me.  I’ve been saying for years that a large segment of the bar does not like advertising, because it might provoke a spurt of price competition for customers, or usher in alternative methods for providing legal services.  However, I do not agree with Chuck that “They are not concerned about the perception this might cause the legal profession in the state.” [emphasis added]

The Florida Bar specifically attacked Pape & Chandler’s pit bull logo and theme in 2004 because the dog was considered to be too nasty a symbol for lawyers and irrelevant to the selection of a lawyer.  As we described in a prior post (Nov. 17, 2005), Florida’s highest court confirmed with alacrity, in Florida Bar v. John Pape and Marc Chandler (Fla. Sup. Ct., 2005., 20-pp pdf), stressing:

SoapBox   ”These devices, which invoke the breed of dog known as the pit bull, demean all lawyers and thereby harm both the legal profession and the public’s trust and confidence in our system of justice.”

At the public admonishment of Pape and Chandler, Florida Bar Association President Alan B. Bookman continued to stress their role as Dignity Police, saying “Permitting this type of advertisement would make a mockery of our dedication to promoting public trust and confidence in our system of justice.” (more in prior post)  The Bar had presented absolutely no evidence of consumer harm or of public views on the topic; what counted was the assumed affect on the Bar’s image.

baseball
rolls into the mud –
painted lady flutters up

…………………………………. by randy brooksBaseball Haiku (2007)

podium   In several posts (including here and there) over the past couple of years, I’ve described numbheaded attempts by the bar and courts to stifle advertising in the name of consumer protection and taste, but noted that the efforts demonstrated “a dislike of all lawyer advertising” — because it is perceived as undermining the profession’s supposed “dignity”  (by suggesting we are actually in commerce) and instigating an outbreak of unseemly competition.”  The two issues — dignity (taste) and competition — overlap.  Part of the urge to uphold the profession’s image is, I’m convinced, the unstated belief that dignity helps to sustain an image that supports high fees.  When ads such as those from DivorceEZ both threaten the Bar’s selfesteem and challenge entrenched pricing and service practices, it can be no surprise that phony issues are raised aplenty to keep the ads out of view of the public.  

ProfPointer It’s not just the Florida Bar that wants to stifle as much advertising as possible. Kentucky and Missouri show the same tendencies (prior post).  Moreover, as I pointed out in a post earlier this year, the New York State Bar Association explicitly established a task force on lawyer advertising in 2005  “to develop rules, standards and mechanisms aimed at limiting lawyer advertising to the fullest extent permitted, within the limitations of the First Amendment.” (NYSBA press release, June 1, 2005)

In a way, I think the urge to police for bad taste and enforce dignity is more dangerous for the future of the profession, and its relationship to the consuming publc, than any anticompetitive intent behind advertising regulations. (For one thing, having restrictive rules adopted by the courts almost always gives antitrust immunity to proponents in the Bar.)  Along with the FTC and the drafters of the Model Code, I believe that regulating taste has little or nothing to do with protecting consumers, and can harm them by limiting useful information and choice (prior post).  Nonetheless, I’m pretty sure that new service and pricing options can be brought to the public in effective ways that can pass any reasonable “taste test.”  

On the other hand, with their insistence on presenting a tasteful, dignified image to the public, the Dignity Police are almost certainly further damaging the very image that the Lawyer Guild wishes to gild.  In an early post at this website (“first thing, let’s quell all the liars“), I made a still-relevant plea:

fencePainterS   My message to the legal profession:  You do need more PR, but it must be Professional Responsibility, not Public Relations.   Image crafting only sounds like more deception to the average (and above-average) American.  Like more lies.   Lost trust has to be earned the hard way — client by client, case by case, with the focus on competence, diligence, and loyalty toward the client; on responsibility toward society rather than toward guild and gelt; on virgorous overseeing rather than overlooking of ethical rules; and on service rather than self-importance. 

The ridicule that the mainstream press (e.g., St. Petersburg Times editorial, and James J. Kilpatrick column), and the blogosphere (e.g., from Hornsby, to Whisner, to Elefant, and Pfeiffer) heaped on the Florida Supreme Court for its banning of the pit-bull campaign is an indication that attempts to maintain/create an appearance of dignity has just the opposite effect.  Of course, virtually every non-lawyer on the planet knows that (and even most lawyers do).  Just consider how we feel about the phony-genteel and dignified-prissy folk we’ve met in our lifetimes.

For the lexiconically minded, here are some definitions of self-importance:

American Heritage: self-importance: Excessively high regard for one’s own importance or station; conceit.  (The American Heritage® Dictionary of the English Language: Fourth Edition.  2000)

ProfPointer  Dictionary.com: self-importance: having or showing an exaggerated opinion of one’s own importance; pompously conceited or haughty.

WordNet 3.0 Vocabulary Helper: self-importance: 1.  an inflated feeling of pride in your superiority to others [syn: ego]  2.  an exaggerated opinion of your own importance [syn: egotism] 

In contrast, WordNet notes that dignity is a Coordinate Term for the noun self-importance.  “Dignity” is the quality of being worthy of esteem or respect.  Dignity comes from your values and your actions.  Acting self-important is both undignified and tasteless.

  1. Update (April 1, 2007): Thanks to George Wallace (who is not afraid to refer to himself as A Fool in the Forest, whatever the Dignity Police might prefer) for including this posting in his April Fool’s Blawg Review Prequel 2007.  His prequel to tomorrow’s Blawg Review #102 (which George hosts at his Declarations & Exclusions insurance law weblog) is surely one of the more intelligent celebrations of April’s Fool’s Day you will find in the blogoshpere.  Its list of interesting recent posts from law-related weblogs is ”constructed . . . around illustrations from Stultifera Navis, the 1497 Latin translation of Sebastian Brant’s 1494 satirical German text, Das Narrenschiff, aka The Ship of Fools.” 
  2. In George’s Blawg Review Prequel, I learned that Eric Turkewitz penned “New York Responds to Lawsuit Challenging New Attorney Advertising Rules — By Banning Humor” this week. (NY Personal Injury Law Blog, March 28, 2007)  After excerpting the NY response to a challenge to its new, overly restrictive lawyer advertising rules (described in our prior post), Eric scoffs, “So there it is, the ultimate lawyer joke, brought to you New York Attorney General Andrew Cuomo: Humor has now been banned.”  George ‘s Prequel also points to MyShingle‘s interesting take on DivorceEZ v. FBA.

infielderG 

called third strike –
the slow roll of the ball
back to the mound

 

seventh-inning stretch –
dust from dragging the bases
hangs in the air

………………………………… by jim kacianBaseball Haiku (2007)

 

summer haze  infielderG 
i pick off
the invisible man on first

……………………………. by ed markowskiBaseball Haiku (2007)
“bases loaded” – orig. pub. Haiku Sun (Vol. 10, 2004) 

 

GUJackMugG   p.s. Were we talking bull dogs?  GO HOYAS in the FINAL FOUR tonight.  (prior post)

 

magnapoets: glorious make-over

Filed under: viewpoint — David Giacalone @ 9:19 am

 aaProfilePic  Just in time for Holy Week, digital diva Aurora Antonovic has resurrected Magnapoets as a vibrant online presence for poetry (freeverse and Japanese style), short stories, and related essays.  At his tiny weblog, the biased Dagosan praised the “stylish, new, improved, multi-weblog version of Magnapoets,” which was launched on Thursday, March 29, 2007.  He explains:

The brainchild (love child?) of the enviably-multi-talented Aurora Antonovic, this ambitious project includes the Magnapoets Japanese Form weblog, which will feature haiku, senryu, tanka, haibun, and haiga. MJF will have haikai by a select list of haijin. For some reason, Aurora snuck me into the group, and I’m honored to be included. Please check it out.

Click here to see my haiga Magnapoets welcome to spring spring53peepsS

Spring arrives –
peeps
melting on the dashboard

…………… orig. pub Simply Haiku (Winter 2005); photo by Mama G.

 easter52s  and my salute to the temptations of Palm Sunday.  Let’s face it, you deserve a break from the drudgery of law-related websites.  I suggest Magnapoets will make a worthwhile and enjoyable diversion.

March 28, 2007

remember, redo, renew, redux

Filed under: Haiku or Senryu,viewpoint — David Giacalone @ 9:01 pm

         One under-appreciated advantage of having a poor memory (of course, husbands know many others) is the pleasing rediscovery of one’s prior workproduct.  That’s especially true for the f/k/a Gang, when the piece seems interesting, informative, irreverent, or in-sync with a hot current topic.  Indeed, for a weblog editor, such rediscovery can mean avoiding the creation of a brand new post by republishing or reworking the resurfaced gem. 

arrow circle   Recent visitors know that the topic of lawyer competence (and what bar leaders are doing about it) has been on my mind a lot lately (e.g. here and there).  My curiosity was picqued, therefore, when I noticed on the SlimStat page for this weblog, that someone had visited an f/k/a post this afternoon titled  ”an appearance of incompetence” (Dec. 12, 2005).  Honestly, I had no idea what that posting might be about.  However, so charmed and re-enlightened was I by it, that I am reproducing most of the piece below for your edification and entertainment. 

 In addition, if your memory synapses are firing well, you may recall that I promised a couple days ago to bring our visitors previews of the poems found in Baseball Haiku (Cor van den Heuvel and Nanae Tamura, eds; to be released April 1, 2007, by W.W. Norton; prior post)  As baseball is a theme often connected with memory (or vice versa), you’ll also find selections by three of our Honored Guest Poets from Baseball Haiku throughout this posting.

winter reverie
the faint scent of bubblegum
on an old baseball card

 ……………………. by ed markowski  infielderG 

My visit back to this “appearance” posting reminded me of my first experience with “Main Street Lawyers” filling out forms.  After a dozen years as a government antitrust lawyer and manager, I had started on a new career path and found myself serving as a temporary law clerk in Family Court.  Part of my job was reviewing the adoption applications, which were made on a standardized form. I quickly learned that the work of one elderly lawyer — who everyone was always saying was “brilliant as a young man” — needed especially close scrutiny.  One question on the adoption form, in the section collecting data on the birth mother, was “Age at Birth.”   Apparently thinking the question wanted the child’s age at its birth, the elderly lawyer wrote in “zero.”   If done intentionally as a bit of humor, the answer was certainly witty.  However, the adoption process was slowed down for his client, as the form had to be returned to his office for correction.  I wonder if arrows would have helped him.  Anyway, reprised herewith is the meat of this newly-rediscovered f/k/a posting:

an appearance of incompetence” (orig. pub. Dec. 12, 2005) 

     Yesterday evening, I filled out my biennial New York State Attorney Registration form. . . . . Clearly, one never had to be a rocket scientist to fill out the old Attorney Registration form.  In fact, even though some lawyers can be less than fully competent and — more often — less than fully diligent, we would have thought that being a member of the NYS bar might have been sufficient preparation to fill out the Form.  
 
erasingS    It was quite surprising, therefore, to find the following greeting, from the NYS OCA Attorney [Office of Court Administration] Registration Unit, accompanying the Form:

Dear New York State Attorney,
 
NYAttyRegG   We are pleased to provide you with this redesigned Attorney Registration form, which includes, for the first time, graphically-enhanced, step-by-step instructions on how to complete the form . . . . 

That’s right: “graphically-enhanced, step-by-step instructions”!  To be more precise: in the lefthand margin of the Instruction Page, you will find tiny reproductions of the two-page Registration Form, with — hold on! — arrows pointing from each Section of the Form (you know, A, B, C, D) to the related Instructions (again, A, B, C, D).

“easy to assemble”
I put it back and
grab a teddybear

               …………………………………… by dagosan
 
 
Am I being too negative?  Well, go here to see just how helpful this graphic enhancement can be for the poor lawyer facing the task of filling out his or her Registration Form.  Remember, the attorney gets only two months to perform this task.

 We have at times accused bar regulators of treating both clients and lawyers as if they are simpleminded  This little graphic instruction boost seems to suggest a new level of disdain for lawyer intelligence and attention to detail.  Just who needs these arrows?   What kind of mistakes were being made on prior forms?  And, how much did OCA pay for the assistance of form-filling and graphic design experts? 

NYAttyRegN  Maybe we should show these Registration forms to pro se litigants, as they struggle to fill out court filings and pleadings.  It might make not having a lawyer seem a lot less worrisome.  In fact, each pro se party might start hoping the opposing side hires one of them lawyers who needs them there arrows.
 
 

in the shoe box    
attic light from one window
and the creased Willie Mays

 

full moon just rising   baseballDiamond 
we recount the best plays
on the drive home

………………………… by Tom Clausen – Baseball Haiku (2007)
“in the shoe box” – orig. pub. Bases Loaded, a renga chapbook
 

73 dingers?
everytime i see his smile
on the Wheaties box

hot stove league . . .  BaseballHaikuCoverN    
did ryan’s fastball
cast a shadow?

……………………. by ed markowski – Baseball Haiku (2007)
“winter reverie” – orig. pub. bottle rockets, vol, 7, no. 1 (2005)

 

empty baseball field
a dandelion seed floats through
the strike zone

 

village ball game
through knotholes in the old fence
evening sunbeams

…………………… by George SwedeBaseball Haiku (2007)
“empty baseball field” – orig. pub. Almost Unseen (2000)
“village ball game” – orig. pub. As Far As the Sea Can Eye (1979)

March 26, 2007

an end to my multi-weblog-tasking

Filed under: Haiku or Senryu,viewpoint — David Giacalone @ 10:57 pm

computer weary   No, I didn’t need to see Sunday’s New York Times article to know how counterproductive multi-tasking can be. “Slow Down, Multitaskers, and Don’t Read in Traffic, by Steve Lohr, March 25, 2007.  Of course, “knowing” and “acting accordingly” are two very different things.  The Times warns “Confident multitaskers of the world” that neuroscientists, psychologists and management professors are all suggesting “that many people would be wise to curb their multitasking behavior when working in an office, studying or driving a car.”  Their advice:

“Check e-mail messages once an hour, at most. Listening to soothing background music while studying may improve concentration. But other distractions — most songs with lyrics, instant messaging, television shows — hamper performance. Driving while talking on a cellphone, even with a hands-free headset, is a bad idea.

“In short, the answer appears to lie in managing the technology, instead of merely yielding to its incessant tug.”

Over the past few years, the f/k/a Gang has harped on the dangerous irresponsibility of Driving While Phoning, and bemoaned the effects of mutiltasking and techno-distraction on our productivity.  In the well-titled post “multi-non-tasking,” you’ll find tips on controlling technology, and the admonition that “If you don’t already possess the basic skills to manage information, technology might become a hindrance more than a help — it becomes a liability, a part of the problem.” (See Paul Chin’s article “Unplugged: Information Overload Requires a Human Solution,” Intranet Journal, Oct. 13, 2005).

 Multi-taskers Dream Toilet, from DutchCowboys. MultiTtoilet 

 

empty farm wagon
a cell phone
buzzing under the hay

…………by randy brooksWorld Haiku Review, Vintage Haiku

 

In 2005, I admitted that: “I wish I could absolve myself for my inefficient use of technology (such as checking emails and weblog-referrers far too often), but the main culprit is indeed the guy whose image is reflected in the glare of my computer screen.”  Despite that confession, I never learned my lesson.  Instead, multitasking woes increased exponentially (and existentially), when I established a second, fullblown weblog at the end of last summer, SHLEP: the Self-Help Law ExPress.  The temptation to interrupt my work flow constantly, in order to make one more Google search or ensure that I hadn’t missed a Comment or email message, was incessant, and I gave in day in and night out.  Last week, I finally came to my senses and put in my resignation notice at shlep (while noting my pride in its accomplishments and asking for help in finding shlep a good a adoptive home).   

in the middle
of the distraction –
an interruption

kitchen sink ………………………………. by dagosan

The good news for f/k/a fans, of course, is that my period of neglecting f/k/a should soon be over, and (health and technology-willing) The Gang will be back to its old tricks very soon. More one-breath poetry and breathless punditry are on their way, tempered — I hope — with an increasingly zen-like ability to attend to one thing at a time.  Meanwhile:

  1. You’ll smile at this Buddhist Monk Multi-tasking cartoon buddahG
  2. You’ll wince at the news that more and more drivers are likely to be playing computer games on their Blackberries. “Maker of Mobile Games Brings Line to BlackBerry,” New York Times, March 26, 2007. And,
  3. You’ll surely scratch your heads to learn that firms now have to worry about lawsuits, and claims for overtime pay, from stressed-out employees who can’t resist checking from home on their office email and projects, using company-supplied PDAs. “How to Avoid Lawsuits by Tech-Driven Employees,” by Frank C. Morris Jr., New Jersey Law Journal, March 9, 2007 (via Point of Law, March 23, 2007)

infielderG An-often benign distraction this time of year, of course, are thoughts of Spring Training and the upcoming baseball season.  This very posting got delayed tonight (until after “24″ was over), because my advance copy of Baseball Haiku arrived in the mail this afternoon (see our prior post). The book should be at stores this weekend, and shipping from Amazon.com too (at a nice discount).  The book contains over 200 of the best haiku written about baseball, by 44 poets.  In a starred review, Library Journal said that: “Not one of those parody collections. . . . . [it] inspire some ball fans to be poets and some poets to be ballplayers.” You’re going to get a few sneak peaks this week right here at f/k/a, with selections by some of f/k/a‘s Honored Guests Poets, and by its editor, Cor van den Heuvel, the primary spirit behind Baseball Haiku.     

BaseballHaikuCover  Baseball Haiku (edited, with translations, by Cor van den Heuvel and Nanae Tamura, W.W. Norton Press, April 2007)

Tonight’s haiku and senryu seem to suggest that even baseball can breed multi-tasking and moments of lost focus. 

last day of school . . .
the crack of a bat
through an open window

…………by Randy Brooks  – Baseball Haiku (2007)

bases loaded
the rookie pitcher
blows a bubble

late innings    infielderG 
the shortstop backpedals
into fireflies

…………………………by ed markowski from Baseball Haiku (2007)
“bases loaded” – orig. pub. Haiku Sun #10 (2004)

 

law firm picnic   
the ump consults
his Blackberry
 
              blackberryG…………………… by dagosan  - Baseball Haiku (2007)
geese flying north
the pitcher stops his windup
to watch

 

dispute at second base
the catcher lets some dirt
run through his fingers

 

hot day 
listening to the ball game
while washing the car

…………………………. by Cor van den Heuvel – Baseball Haiku (2007),
orig pub. Play Ball (Red Moon Press 1999)

baseballDiamond  Want more baseball haiku from our Honored Guest poets?  Head over to the f/k/a Baseball Haiku page, which incidentally is the first result today for the query “baseball haiku” at both Yahoo Search and Google Search.

March 24, 2007

such rocks – “what the hell’s a hoya?”

Filed under: Haiku or Senryu — David Giacalone @ 3:50 pm

   haiku update (noon, March 25, 2007): In case you thought only males wrote haiku and senryu about March Madness, please scroll down to the poems that Roberta Beary sent over our e-transome early this morning.  You’ll find her game-winning three-pointers at the foot of this post.

GUJackMugG  Jack the Bulldog is the mascot of the sports teams at my college alma mater Georgetown University. The last time you saw Jack’s image at this website, I was complaining about Florida’s ban on the use of a pit bull logo by motorcycle lawyers Pape & Chandler.  Similarly, the last discussion of NCAA basketball here at f/k/a, concerned the antitrust implications of the NCAA purchasing the NIT (plus an explanation of why nonprofit organizations might seek to eliminate competition).  Frankly, I’m not much of a sports fan (except for good basketball and baseball haiku), and was even going to spare you my usual lament over the flood of cliches that comes this time every year, e.g., “March Madness” and “The Big Dance” (which is not to be confused with this big dance).

          But, no son of Georgetown with a weblog could possibly fail to mention the play of this year’s Hoya team, so far, in the NCAA Division I basketball championship tournament.  As the news media is reporting today, Georgetown beat Vanderbuilt last night [66 to 65] to advance to the regional final ["Elite Eight"] for the first time since 1996. See  ”Hoyas past is becoming present,” New York Times, by John Branch (March 24, 2007); ”Money on the Bank,” Washington Post, by Camille Powell, March 24, 2007.  Even I watched the last three minutes of this exciting game, in which the “Heart-attack Hoyas” pulled out another last-moment victory. My BBall-crazy friends tell me that the Hoyas have given fans some of the best collegiate games of the year the past couple of weeks.  [update: 9 PM Sunday: Congratulations to the Hoyas on making it to the Final Four. They sure made it interesting. See "Georgetown Gets Revenge on UNC 96 to 84," Raleigh Chronicle, March 25, 2007]

That’s enough sports-talk for me — except to note (via HoyaSaxa.com) that this is the 100th Season of intercollegiate basketball at Georgetown (many of which were quite dreadful, until the coming of the first John Thompson and Patrick Ewing). 

bballGuys However, you deserve the usual portion of punditry and poetry before you leave today.  The poetry is below, from a few of our Honored Guest Poets.  For punditry, I want to point you to Skip Sauer’s discussion of wasted office time spent on NCAA tournament brackets, in ”March Madness & the Hype Machine“ (March 19, 2007), at The Sports Economist weblog.  For interesting but largely useless information, I am going to answer the question often asked by fans of opposing teams, “What the hell’s a Hoya?“  The story that I have heard and believed for forty years [except for the supposed meaning of "rocks" given below] can be found at Wikipedia:

What is a Hoya?

The University admits that the precise origin of the term “Hoya” is unknown. The official story is that at some point before 1920, students well-versed in the classical languages invented the Greek hoia or hoya, meaning “what” or “such”, and the Latin saxa, to form “What Rocks!” Depending on who tells the story, the “rocks” either refer to the baseball team, which was nicknamed the “Stonewalls” after the Civil War, to the stalwart defense of the football team, or to the stone wall that surrounded the campus.

GUBBall  In 1920, students began publishing the campus’s first regular newspaper under the name The Hoya, after successfully petitioning Rev. Coleman Nevils, S.J., Dean of the College, to change the name of the young paper, which was originally to be known as The Hilltopper. By the fall of 1928, the newspaper had taken to referring to the sports teams (then called the Hilltoppers in reference to Georgetown’s geography) as the Hoyas. Dean Nevils’s former school, College of the Holy Cross, also refers to the term “Hoya” in one of its fight songs, as does a third Jesuit school, Marquette University.  Big East and other opponents, whose schools tend to have more concrete nicknames, have long used “What’s a Hoya?” as a chant to mock Georgetown.

Now, turn down that game, and enjoy haiku and senryu about basketball, from Ed Markowski and a few other f/k/a friends: 

Manhattan  ballHoopF
the shadow of a skyscraper falls across
the basketball court

long rebound
crossing mid-court
she crosses my mind
Indiana farm
one tractor
three hoops
bballHoop 
calligraphy class
the point guard
pens a nike swoosh

city moon
my basketball flattened
by a shard of glass

stiff march wind
the sound
of an airball

game winning shot
the big man
palms my head

……………………….. by ed markowski   BBallGuysN
the bounce
of raindrops
on the basketball
….. by w.f. owen - Frogpond XXIII:3 (2000)
bballGuys 
boy shooting baskets–
deep snow piled
all around him
……. by lee gurga from Fresh Scent
H-O-R-S-E!
the ten-year-old
lets dad win
…………. by dagosan
game over
men turn to leave
the tv department
………………….. by John Stevenson  – Upstate Dim Sum  (2004/I)
HaigaHoopViewM  [click for original]
the view
from the sofa -
April madness
. . . haiga by Arthur Giacalone (photo) & David Giacalone (poem);
HaigaOnline Issue 7-2 (Autumn-Winter 2006), intro page

 

sunglassesG    update:(March 25, 2007): No haijin covers gender wars the way Roberta Beary can.  Inspired by this posting last night, she turned her focus on the NCAA basketball tournament — no fouls or double-dribbles here:

march madness
his team slam dunks
our date

 

march madness   bballGuys
he enters my bedroom
to check the score

 

march madness
he tells me his fantasy
teams

 

march madness
he fits me in
pre-game

 

 . . by Roberta Beary   BearyRoberta  

 

 

 

 

 

March 20, 2007

the Graying Bar: let’s not forget the ethics

Filed under: Haiku or Senryu,lawyer news or ethics,viewpoint — David Giacalone @ 10:22 pm

erasingF My brain’s been doing a lot of “Scootering” lately: forgetting a fact, then remembering it, then forgetting it again. (see WaPo article, “Where’d We Leave that Darn Fact?,” Feb. 11, 2007) For well over a month, I’ve “forgotten” to fulfill my promise to write about our graying legal profession. That’s despite seeing many reminders in the news and coming across the following quote while reading the P.D. James novel “A Certain Justice” (Seal Book, 1997, reprint 2006, at 294):

CertainJusticeJamesI shall, of course, be retiring as Head of Chambers at the end of the year. A lawyer whose mind is apt to go blank is not just inefficient, he’s dangerous.” - Hubert Langton, (the already-dangerous) Head of Chambers

What finally pushed me to finish this lengthy piece is the news from the Alzheimer’s Association, that “Alzheimer’s Disease Prevalence Rates Rise to More than Five Million in the United States” (March 20, 2007; full report, 28 pp pdf; fact sheet). Apparently, “One out of eight people age 65 and older has Alzheimer’s, with up to half a million Americans under 65 suffering from early onset Alzheimer’s. Ten percent of the lawyers in Washington State are over age sixty. If the numbers are similar for the entire country, there may already be 10,000 to 15,000 lawyers with Alzheimer’s disease. How many of them are still in practice? [update: (March 22, 2006): "State Bar Association Calls for Increasing Retirement Age for Judges [to 76],” NYSBA Press Release, March 22, 2007]

It’s been almost two years since our cranky alter ego “Prof. Yabut” wrote the posting peridementia and the aging knowledge worker.”

Yabut defined “peridementia” as the period in which the subject starts to have a mild version of the loss of intellectual capacity that is associated with dementia — i.e., impairment of attention, orientation, memory, judgment, language, motor and spatial skills, and function.

ProfYabutS As peridementia could very well occur long before one’s retirement, Prof. Y wondered when interference with job functioning becomes significant enough that something needs to be said and done about it within a firm or within the bar, given the ethical obligation of lawyers:

  1. to provide competent (Model Rule 1.1) and diligent (Rule 1.3) service to clients
  2. to reasonably consult with the client and keep the client reasonably informed about the status of the matter (Rule 1.4)
  3. to refuse or withdraw from representation of a client when “the lawyer’s physical or mental condition materially impairs the lawyer’s ability to represent the client” (Rule 1.16a), and both
  4. to report to disciplinary authorities the conduct of another lawyer that “raises a substantial question” as to the lawyer’s fitness to practice law (Model Rule 8.3) and
  5. to “make reasonable efforts as a manager or supervisor to ensure that a law firm “has in effect measures giving reasonable assurance that all lawyers in the firm conform to the Rules of Professional Conduct.” (Model Rule 5.1).

mid-argument
the senior partner
has a senior minute

. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . by dagosan

Since then, the topic of a graying legal profession has gotten quite a bit of attention. Back in 2005, my alter ego fretted:

If my otherwise-healthy, middle class and professional, over-50 friends are any indication, there’s a lot of “peri-dementia” going around. People who joked a few years ago about their first batch of Senior Moments, aren’t joking any more. We seem to be having “brainos” that are quite a bit more worrisome than the increased numbers of typos found in our documents. They include episodes of mild confusion and disorientation; skipping steps in necessary tasks; and memory lapses considerably more important than the proverbial word on the tip of our tongues.

LawProAgingBoomersMar07G Because “76% of boomers intend to keep working and earning” after retiring from their regular job (Merrill Lynch survey, Feb. 2005), and large numbers of Baby Boomers (in both the U.S. and Canada) will in fact have no choice but to continue working, due to financial imperatives, Prof. Yabut opined that peridementia could become commonplace in the workplace. And, he asked a few pertinent questions:

What are actual or potential employers, and co-workers, going to do about peridementia? How should ethical requirements of competence affect the choices made by lawyers and other professionals? Will age discrimination laws become a shield for those who aren’t quite as sharp as they used to be? Does society want to offer such protection?

Professors Becker and Posner wrote in 2005 about the related topic of judges and law professors who “Overstay Their Welcome” Judge Posner focused on septuagenarians, noting that a loss in mental capacity from aging “may reduce the value of [their] entire output to zero.” Prof. Daniel Solove at Prawfsblawg wasn’t convinced that the problem of mental acuity is significant enough to warrant the testing suggested by Posner, but noted that “retirement is often the most effective remedy for dealing with a lazy or problem-generating judge or faculty member,” while preserving tenure.

the old days . . .
autumn colors
black and white

. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . by andrew riuttaFull Moon Magazine (2005)

Becker and Posner were talking about the pre-Boomer generation of judges and lawyers, whose aging problems are already with us. Even more than in 2005, there are strong reasons why I believe Baby Boomer peridementia is also very likely to blossom within the legal profession in the coming decade or two, as BoomerEsq decides to work well past the traditional retirement age (a trend already noted in studies such as “The Changing face of the legal profession,” which is discussed below):

  1. pointerDudeNegS As the Pro Bono Institute’s Second Acts program has noted, “Legal researchers and demographers have determined that, over the next two decades, the number of lawyers in the United States aged 50 and older will triple.”
  2. Many organizations and bar groups are encouraging older attorneys to move into public interest legal roles after they retire from the “first legal career”. See, e.g., “The Coming Wave,” Harvard Law Bulletin, Fall 2006; and Marc Galanter’s 1999 law review article “Old and in the Way“. The 2002 ABA family law pro bono report noted (at 9): “senior attorneys are a prime source from which to recruit new pro bono attorneys. ” [Aside: Will peridementia -- or worse -- follow affluent lawyers who retire from their first careers and enter a public interest Second Act? How will this affect their new, at-risk or low-income clients? How closely can or will volunteer lawyers be monitored, and by whom?]
  3. The trend of Boomer undersaving continues, making it ever more likely that many lawyers will need to continue working well past “traditional” retirement age. (e.g., Register-Mail/AP, Boomers may face funding shortage: Saving at lowest rate since Great Depression,” Feb. 2, 2007). [Aside: Is it safe to assume that this phenomenon particularly affects "public interest" and "solo" attorneys, who have less income than their professional brethren? What does that mean for their clients?]
  4. ProfPointer The factors that are most predictive of delayed retirement — “Lower rates of retiree health insurance offers from employers, higher levels of educational attainment, and lower rates of defined benefit pension coverage” — fit many segments of the legal profession closely. “Why Do Boomers Plan to Work so Long?” (Urban Institute, December 2006)
  5. Bar associations are working to convince law firms to end the practice of mandatory retirement for partners, while partners are suing their former firms for age discrimination after being forced out or offered unfavorable retirement packages. Such trends could allow lawyers to keep working longer. See, e.g., “Happy Birthday. Vacate Your Office,” New York Times, December 8, 2006; EEOC v. Sidely & Austin, press release, Jan. 13, 2005; “Freshfields hit with age discrimination claim” (TimesOnline, Jan. 31, 2007; via The Barrister Blog); “Law firms in dock as over-50s file first ageism suits” (The BusinessOnline, Jan. 10, 2007); and “Mayer Brown ‘De-Equitizes’ 45 Partners” (New York Law Journal/Law.com, March 5, 2007), plus Prof. Bainbridge, “Does a Partnership Breach Fiduciary Duties by Firing Partners to Become More Profitable?” (March 2, 2007). update (March 22, 2007): New York State Bar Association Calls for Increasing Retirement Age for Judges (Press Release, March 22, 2007), calling for a uniform 76 years for all judges, and saying the practice of mandating retirement among attorneys in private law firms was “both unwarranted and unwise.”
  6. Baby Boomers seem far more inclined than previous generations to deny (or cover-up) the effects of aging (including their gray). They also give very little credit to the ability of the coming generation of professionals (see Washington Lawyer, From the President, Feb. 2007). Ellen Goodman recently pointed out these attributes in her Boston Globe column, “Junior envy,” January 26, 2007, asking “Is it possible that the same generation that famously didn’t trust anybody over 30 when they were 20 doesn’t trust anybody under 50 now that they are turning 60?” And, Goodman notes, “One of the charms of the boomers . . . is how they are managing to age without getting old. My favorite factoid comes from a Yankelovich study showing that boomers define ‘old age’ as starting three years after the average American is dead. It’s a new wrinkle on the 1965 lyric by The Who: ‘I hope I die before I get old’.” [And see "Is Looking Your Age the New Taboo?" (New York Times, March 1, 2007)]
  7. stopwatchS With so many of them spending long periods of time taking modern serotonin-uptake antidepressants, Baby Boomers are facing a potentially enormous mental-neurological time bomb. Thus, in his book Prozac Backlash (2000), Joseph Glenmullen, M.D., warns of potential side effects from Prozac and similar serotonin-boosting antidepressants. Dr. Glenmullen points to memory loss problems and structural “silent brain damage” due to the brain’s “backlash” reaction to artificially elevated levels of serotonin. The backlash may make users prone to prematurely develop neurological conditions (including dementia) or leave them with unsafe levels of healthy brain cells when faced with the normal aging process. (see Chapter 1, The Awakened Giant’s Wrath: Risking Brain Damage) [Could this be why so many Boomers seem to have memory problems at a far younger age than their parents did? Or is it the Teflon and microwaves?] Because lawyers are well-known to suffer depression at rates above all other professions, it is safe to say that a large number of us have experienced long periods of articifically-elevated levels of serotonin.

budget monitoring
all of the managers
show a touch of grey

. . . . . by matt morden at Morden Haiku

podiumS I strongly agree with pundits who herald the wisdom that can only come with age, and who plead that the elderly be treated with dignity and respect. But, there can be little doubt that many of the mental faculties that are important in everyday law practice are adversely affected by old age. For example, “older adults are not only more inclined than younger adults to make errors in recollecting details that have been suggested to them, but are also more likely than younger people to have a very high level of confidence in their recollections, even when wrong.” See “Older Adults May Be Unreliable Eyewitnesses, Study Shows,” Medical News Today, 25 Feb 2007 (via Idealawg). Moreover, in the vast hinterlands of legal practice in America (outside the realm of elite law firms) — where most lawyers toil and most clients are served — there are a lot of older lawyers who have failed to keep abreast of changes in the law, even in areas where they regularly practice.

For every sage jurist or lawyer who brings glory to the profession, we have all winced over (or smirked at) the courthouse lawyer who has overstayed his welcome in the profession. What will the Bar do to protect our clients (and our profession) when the Overtimers greatly multiply in number over the next couple of decades?

not on the tip of my tongue –
forgetting the name
of the pretty one

………………………………. by dagosan

storm warning
the watercolorist
works in shades of grey

. . . . by Tom Painting from The Heron’s Nest

NoYabutsT My primary concern continues to be the same as when this weblog was called ethicalEsq: the welfare of the “average” client, whose lawyers work on Main Street, not Wall Street. The legal profession has never done an adequate job of policing its ethical rules — and that is especially true of the demand that lawyers practice with competence and diligence. (see, for example, this post and that one; and my recent piece at shlep on “Family Law Civil Gideon, March 9, 2007). I’m willing to assume that most large law firms (“BigLaw”, “White Shoes”, etc.) have or will have in place procedures that will help assure that the workproduct of aging lawyers is monitored and competence maintained — with valued partners given the chance to adapt their practices to their changing mental and physical realities. Unless prevented by age discrimination laws, it’s most likely, of course, that financially “unproductive” lawyers will be pushed out by larger firms prior to becoming a competence problem [see below, and the recent flap over "de-equitization" at Chicago-based Mayer Brown, which has provoked concern from Rick Georges and Eric Mazzone, and outrage by Larry Bodine (via LegalBLogWatch)].

blackCheckS With the obvious disclaimer that no generality fits all members in any category, I have much less confidence in solo, duo and other small firms being prepared to deal with the problems of aging lawyers. Despite all the attention given to the BigLaw crowd in NYC, such firms make up 80% of the practicing bar here in New York State. In “SmallLaw” firms, the person deciding what to do about a problematic older lawyer is very likely to be that very same lawyer (or maybe his brother or childhood friend, who will be facing the same issue soon). [An analogous situation is the lack of built-in monitoring and "self-discipline" in solo and duo firms, which has resulted in a higher incidence of theft from clients by lawyers in such firms (see this prior post).]

According to a recent study of the legal profession in Ontario, Canada, the trend of lawyers deferring retirement is most apparent in nonurban areas, and is also more prevalent among sole practictioners — which are “over-represented in the ‘over 55′ age group” — than large firms. Moreover, the trend is “particularly apparent in the personal legal services fields” (real estate, family law, wills, criminal law). “The Changing face of the legal profession,” LawPro Magazine (Vol. 6:1, Winter, 2007; via Stephanie at Idealawg). Clearly, the Main Street legal client has more to worry about than clients of Wall Street/Biglaw as the profession ages.

blackCheckS Under the fold, I look at press, weblog, and periodical coverage of issues relating to the Graying Lawyer, note the general failure to look at the competence/ethics issues, and spotlight a few approaches that have been suggested as possible solutions. If you want some food for thought and a collection of useful links, keep on reading. Ditto if you’d like to help combat the mix of protectionism, pride and poor people’s skills that will surely keep far too many lawyers practicing well past their pull date. If you’re looking for definitive answers, you may already be suffering from peridementia. [Beware (or Rejoice): this essay grew to 11,000 words.]

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equinoxally yours

Filed under: Haiku or Senryu — David Giacalone @ 1:27 pm

     Law-schmaw.  Despite the forecast for record low temperatures tonight — or, maybe because of it — the f/k/a Gang needs to celebrate the Spring (Vernal) Equinox with a few haiku from some of our Honored Guest friends.

 

expecting a night
of spring…
night frost

 

to one side
of my paper lantern…
spring’s first dawn

 

half of it
is flitting snow…
spring rain

 

……… by Issa, translated by David G. Lanoue (500 more on spring) 

 

umbrella vert  

spring equinox
moonshadow deepens
the creek

               
            
 
 
 
 
spring-like day
the cat grapples
with a catnip bird

 
 
 
spring longing
the man
in the three-quarter moon

 
 
…… by Carolyn Hall
“spring-like day” – The Heron’s Nest (2004)
“spring equinox” – The Heron’s Nest (2000)
“spring longing” - frogpond XXVIII: 1

 
 
 
the widower
coaxed to the dance floor
spring equinox

 

the gardener’s sleeves
rolled to the elbow
spring equinox

 
 
….. by Tom Painting – from A New Resonance 2 (2001)     raindropSF raindropSF
“gardener’s” - Frogpond  XXI v:2;
“the widower”- Modern Haiku XXXI: 2
 
 

first day of spring
all the fly-fishing books
out of the library

 
 
 
 
 
 
higher and higher
on the trampoline
spring rain

 
 
….. by  MATT MORDEN
“first day of spring” - A New Resonance 2 (2001)
“higher and higher” – tug of the current; Haiku Canada Newsl 

 

 
snapping   
the hood back on my coat -
spring arrives

 
last day of winter -  raindropSF raindropSF
ice smothers
the early buds

 
spring arrives –
new snow bleaches
old snowbanks

 

mid-March winds -
a too-warm coat
suddenly too thin

 

 

Spring arrives –
peeps melting
on the dashboard
 

the lawn crunches
Spring’s first bocce match
postponed

…………………… by dagosan
” last day of winter” – Nisqually Delta Review (Winter-Spring, 2006)
” new snow bleaches” – Haiku Harvest (Spring/Summer 2006)
“mid-March winds” -  Clouds Peak #1 (July 2006)
“peeps melting” – Simply Haiku (Vol. 3, No. 4, Winter 2005)
“the lawn crunches” – Simply Haiku haiga (Vol. 5: 1, 2007) 

 
first spring day
the chatter
of the starbucks staff

 
 
 
 
 
 
another spring
a tumble of stuffed bears
in the divorcee’s bed

 
umbrella vert  ………… by Pamela Miller Ness
“first spring day” – haiku sequence The Can Collector’s Red Socks
“another spring” – Modern Haiku (Autumn 2003)

March 17, 2007

wearin’ o’ the white

Filed under: Haiku or Senryu — David Giacalone @ 10:16 am

leprechan With over a foot of new snow out my window, it sure doesn’t look like St. Patrick’s Day here in Schenectady, New York. The lead story in our local newspaper has the headline “Wearin’ o’ the white stuff” (Daily Gazette, March 17, 2007; $ubscript.) A few miles down NY Rt. 5, the 57th Annual Albany St. Patrick’s Parade has been postponed until next Saturday (see CapitalNews9), due to this March-maddening snow storm. So, what’s a poor Itali-Sicilio-American boy to do? Reminisce about weblog St. Paddy’s Days past, of course.

drawing the
designated driver straw –
st. patrick’s day

…………………….. by dagosan

In the post feelin’ a little irish (March 17, 2005), we shared a few poems by Pamela Miller Ness, Kobayashi Issa (famous Irish poet), and dagosan. For example:

St. Patrick’s Day
a traffic cop directs
gridlock

spring green
on the scaffold a workman
swinging his feet

…………………………. by Pamela Miller Ness StPatDay
“St. Patrick’s Day” – The Can Collector’s Red Socks (2003)
“spring green” – A New Resonance 2 & frogpond XXII: 3

Saints Patrick
and Christopher —
sharing a drink and a ride

St. Paddy’s parade –
at the curb
green and yellow snow

…………………. by dagosan – dagosan’s haiku diary

shamrocksSN Then, there was March 16, 2006, when we indulged Ed Markowski’s desire to inject a little more reality into the st. paddy’s day festivities…” E.g,:

the 8th day
of a week long bender…
st. patrick’s day

st. patrick’s day
our pot filled
with watery broth

st. patrick’s day
the foreman hands out
pink slips

shamPipeN ed markowski

And, who can forget our post from March 16, 2006, featuring the adorable Irish Setter Puppy from Metroland (“The [NY] Capital Region’s Alternative Weekly Newspaper”):

Irish Setter Stew PuppyStew
– “made from tender young Irish Setter puppies!
- Perfect for St. Patrick’s Day!

- see the Irish Setter Stew ad enlarged here -

EBustovich larger Finally, we admit to neglecting our Inadvertent Searchee study of errant search engine queries for almost a year now. But, we couldn’t help but notice that a Google Search for erin go bra meaning> brought a Buscador in Spain to f/k/a this morning. You see, thanks to the continuing fickleness of the logarithms of cyber-search, our September 2005 posting about a law firm webphoto of superstar paralegal Erin Brockovich — too much disclosure (erin go bra!) — is the #1 result for the erin go bra query. Indeed, if you scroll down the post, you can even find a definition, which was included to help any searcher who found himself inadvertently at f/k/a.

one button undone

in the clerk’s blouse I let her

steal my change

 

training bra

on the clothesline

half moon

……………….. by George Swede leprechan from Almost Unseen (Brooks Books, 2000)

For something new, a George Swede BONUS:

trapped in a tree
the white plastic bag stretches
to where the clouds go

morning after
the wind has blown all the clouds
into my head

………………by George Swede – Roadrunner February 2007 Issue VII:1

March 12, 2007

no professional courtesy? shark bites lawyer

Filed under: Haiku or Senryu,viewpoint — David Giacalone @ 7:55 pm

sharkGF After touting the upcoming book Why Lawyers Should Surf (which is co-authored by The Barrister Blog‘s Tim Kevan), I thought I better warn my readers of the fate of unlucky, (ocean) surfing Florida prosecutor Adam McMichael. According to an article in today’s Sun-Sentinel, “Prosecutor bitten by shark while surfing” (March 12, 2007):

“HUTCHINSON ISLAND – A Palm Beach County prosecutor cried for help and struggled in the water Sunday after getting attacked by a shark while surfing on Tiger Shores Beach.

Adam McMichael, of Boynton Beach, suffered deep cuts on his right forearm by an unknown species of shark and was taken to Martin Memorial Medical Center in Stuart, witnesses said. . . . “

SharkR update (March 13, 2007): Good news from Sun-Sentinel.com, “Beach County prosecutor grateful for rescuers at beach” (March 12, 2007): “Doctors told him he would likely lose some of the nerves on the top of his right hand, but he should recover the full range of motion. ‘I’m very fortunate, and I owe it to all the guys who helped me,’ [Adam McMichael] said in a phone interview from his home in Boynton Beach. . . . As he paddled back toward the beach, which had no lifeguards, McMichael saw a wave of people responding to his calls for help. . . . ‘Everyone at the beach helped me out, McMichael said. ‘It was amazing. I question whether it would be like that anywhere else’.” [See Prof. Alan Childress' tardy plunge into this topic here at Legal Profession Blog, March 17, 2007.]

NoloSharkTinyF NoloShark *

the view west -
a splash of red
on every wave

. .. by Matt Morden, Morden Haiku

looking at the shark skin
of a cactus…
a cold night

…….by Issa, translated by David G. Lanoue WhyLawyersSurfN

on the beach
the tracks of two
lounge chairs

. . . . . by John Stevenson from Quiet EnoughsharkG

empty sandals NoloSharkTinyF
on the beach
pull of the moon

. . . . . by Carolyn Hall
The Heron’s Nest 3:5 (2001); A New Resonance 2

SharksInTheWater I wonder what Craig Williams‘ guys at the Sharks in the Water weblog have to say about all this. Surely it fits into their environmental-intellectual-property theme.

collection plate
the p/i lawyer
takes a third

……………………… by dagosan

afterword (March 14, 2007): I’ve got to share a blast from my past — John Callahan’s lifeboat surrounded by shark fins swimming briefcases:

CallahanLawyersSharksLlawyers!” (larger)

CallahanTheNight from John Callahan’s The Night They Say Was Made for Love (1993)

sharkGSerious Update:Lawyers death after shark bite ignites legal debate” over cageless shark diving, which is banned in the USA but not in other countries, such as the Bahamas. (ABAJournalNews, March 3, 2008)

________________________________________

* NoloSharkTinyF Image from the cover of Poetic Justice,:The Funniest, Meanest Things Ever Said About Lawyres, edited by Jonathan and Andrew Roth, Nolo Press, 1988).

March 8, 2007

cherry blossom festivals and haiku

Filed under: Haiku or Senryu — David Giacalone @ 2:32 pm

blossomBranchF You may recall that the first week of 2007 brought the premature blossoming of cherry blossoms in parts of the Washington, D.C. area. (see USAToday article, Jan. 4, 2007)  It may have been extra-warm in many parts of the USA in December, but lots of places are now having the coldest nights of this winter as we approach the ides of March.   This chill makes it especially important to remind ourselves how soon we’ll be enjoying those cheery harbingers of Spring — cherry blossoms and cherry blossom festivals.  Two major North American festivals will soon take place:

  1. The 2007 Vancouver Cherry Blossom Festival [VCBF], in British Columbia, Canada, which ”is scheduled to kick off the season on March 22,” and will last a week.  Linda Poole is its Creative Director.
  2. The National Cherry Blossom Festival® in Washington, D.C., which will be held March 31 – April 15, and “is an annual two-week, citywide event featuring daily cultural performances, sporting events, arts & crafts demonstrations and other special events.”  This morning (March 8), festival organizers held a press conference to announce the calendar of events and the projected peak blossoming period.

so far away -
cherry blossoms and the smile
that humbles them

. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . by dagosan

VancouverTreePoole The blooming period of cherry blossoms can last as long as 14 days.   As we said last year, in a post about the DC festival, the contrast of the beauty and the impermanence of the blossoms have long made them the perfect subject for haiku (and for zen philosophers).  Due to this traditional link between haiku and cherry blossoms, the two-year-old Vancouver festival has held a cherry blossom Haiku Invitational Contest each of the past two years.

Last year, seven of f/k/a’s Honored Guest Poets had haiku that were selected by the VCBF judges for special recognition.  You can find their 2006 poems reprinted below the fold of this posting.

. . . . . . . . . See our 2008 cherry blossom update.

This year, VCBF’s contest attracted 1,130 haiku entries from 32 countries.  Five members of the f/k/a Honorable Guest family had winning haiku for 2007, as did our adopted family member, Aurora Antonovic (of Toronto).   Here are their poems:

2007 VCBF Sakura Award Haiku blossomBranch

the wiggle
of a bee’s behind—
cherry blossom

. . . . . . by Laryalee Fraser

the beaver’s tail
strikes bright water—
cherry blossoms

. . . . . . . by Peggy LylesDontPickBLossomsN
Tucker, Georgia

The National Park Service says Don’t Pick the Blossoms DontPickBlossoms

cherry blossoms—
with my daughter in my arms
I am weightless

………………… by Andrew Riutta
Traverse City, Michigan

Honorable Mention selections: VCBFLogo

as though it were
the first time—
cherry blossoms!

. . . . . . . by Aurora Antonovic
Toronto, Ontario

blossom viewing—
mother shrinks deeper
into her shawl

. . . . . . . . by Roberta Beary
Washington, D.C.

blossom rain—  BlossomsDC
she sweeps the front steps
in her Sunday best

. . . . . . by Carolyn Hall
San Francisco, California

canjapSBC Two of my all-time favorite cherry blossom poems are from Japan’s 19th Century Haiku Master, Kobayashi Issa:

the great lord
forced off his horse…
cherry blossoms

growing old–
even the cherry blossoms
a bit annoying

….. by Kobayashi Issa, translated by David G. Lanoue (60 more)

DontPickBLossomsNdagosan didn’t win, but makes this humble offering anyway:

the streetsweeper
looks up, looks down –
cherry blossom week ends

For more vernal inspiration, the 2006 Vancouver Cherry Blossom Festival haiku winners (and Highly Commendables, too) from our Honorable Guest Poets can be found below the fold. (more…)

March 1, 2007

such naches: 2006 Heron’s Nest Readers’ Choice Awards

Filed under: Haiku or Senryu — David Giacalone @ 11:11 am

      In his classic book The Joys of Yiddish, Leo Rosten defines naches as “the glow of pleasure-plus-pride that only a child can give to its parents.”  Around f/k/a, the Gang finds that our best naches-moments of joy, pride and gratification involve the accomplishments of our Honored Guest Poets.  This morning, our chests and hearts are swelling with naches over The Heron’s Nest Readers’ Choice Awards 2006 (Vol. VIII).

thnLogoGF  The Readers of the esteemed haiku journal The Heron’s Nest have chosen as their Favorite Poem from Volume VIII (2006) of THN, this gem from Billie Wilson:

winter wind —
a cradlesong sung
in an ancient tongue

See Billie’s webpage for more of her work.

THN Readers’ Choice Popular Poets  thnLogoG

In addition, Heron’s Nest readers choose their Favorite Poets (who are arrived at by totaling the number of votes awarded each poet for their entire body of work in Volume VIII. ).  For 2006, the Grand Prize went to our Honorable Guest Poet and friend, John Stevenson and the First Runner-up Prize went to Billie Wilson

thnLogoB  When I emailed John to congratulate him last night, he wrote back: “Each time that I’ve had this kind of boost from the readers of The Heron’s Nest I’ve wished that there was some way that I could say thank you to them.”  To the THN readers who stop by f/k/a: Please Consider yourself thanked by John (plus me — and Billie, too).  

Here are samples of haiku by John and Billie from Volume VIII.

 

from deep in the forest
a haunting birdsong
sung just once

 

unanswered mail —   yinyang
a pelting rain
flattens the pansies

cold moon —
a stray dog roams
the village street

  snowflake    . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .  by Billie Wilson

late night —
a waitress repeats
the list of pies

 

a penny for my thoughts?
the fireflies
of last summer  

 

midwinter thaw
last night I dreamed
my dad was alive  

. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . by John Stevenson  doorFrontF   

As a bonus for f/k/a readers, below the fold you will find haiku by our family of Honored Guests from the The Heron’s Nest, Vol. IX, No. 1 (March 2007), which was also published online yesterday.   (more…)

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