f/k/a . . .

June 29, 2007

iPhone indifference

Filed under: Haiku or Senryu — David Giacalone @ 12:37 pm

Not only am I not breathlessly awaiting the newest thingy from Apple, which is premiering today, I’m not even among the merely skeptical. The only line you are likely to find me in this afternoon is this one with Union College professor Yu Chang.

watch out, kids!
don’t let those red mushrooms
cast a spell

…… by ISSA (translated by David G. Lanoue)

erasingSF Call me an old luddite, or helplessly behind the times, but this self-proclaimed podriah is going to stick to single-purpose telephones, while enjoying the haiku and senryu of Honored Guest poet Tom Clausen:

strip mall –
the shimmer of leaves
on a new tree

muffler shop
a man managing
his cough

in our doorway
a man reads to me
a bible passage

beginning late . . .
the under attended
concert

the cashier
holds another large bill
up to the light

water
from the flower vase
returned to the garden

old friends talk —
each holding
car keys

breakdown lane
plastered
with political stickers

dining room
next to my wife’s chair
her dog at attention

……. by Tom Clausen from Upstate Dim Sum 2007/1

p.s. Have you ever noticed how hard it is to give up punditry (or even consumerism) cold-turkey? If you’re wondering about the economic and policy implications of America’s $850 Billion current-account deficit, see “Debtor Nation,” in the latest Harvard Magazine (July-August 2007).

June 27, 2007

transitioning

Filed under: viewpoint, Haiku or Senryu — David Giacalone @ 9:19 pm

It was ironic that the Harvard weblog server was upgraded this past Monday (June 25). I had, coincidentally, planned to announce this week yet another punditry hiatus here at f/k/a – again stopping my commentary, and limiting new posts to haiku and related forms of poetry (with an occasional pointer to a particularly noteworthy article or event, or a prior On This Day at f/k/a posting). However, rather than enjoying new independence offline, I found myself mired for the past two days in a weblogger’s nightmare, scrambling with trial-and-error solutions, a string of formatting catastrophes, and hundreds of broken links. In addition, because the old one was incompatible with the new server, I was forced to choose a new “theme” that would again change the appearance of f/k/a.

With the assistance of Harvard’s friendly TechHelp Team, I’ve solved the most pressing problems, while deciding on a new theme/look for f/k/a that I think is pleasing to the eye and creates a minimum of formatting issues for prior and future posts. Therefore, I can now declare an official 2007 punditry hiatus at f/k/a, and remind you that there will continue to be frequent new posting of “real” haiku, senryu, haibun, and tanka (and maybe even rengay and renku), written by our venerable Honored Guest Poets, as well as our resident pretender dagosan. In addition:

Please come back in a day or two, when I will reveal the new f/k/a-related project that will be monopolizing my time. Thanks for your loyalty and camaraderie over the years. Feel free to pine for more punditry, and savor the poetry.

90th birthday
my dad and I
blow out candles

home again
how easily
my eyes fill with tears

power failure
relearning the language
of flames

summer cottage
the nails
mother straightened

light wind
a maple armada
leaves the shore

ebb tide
seagulls peck
their reflections

kissing time
mountain gorse in bloom
all year

….. by Hilary Tann, from Upstate Dim Sum 2007/1

Speaking of quick pointers, check out:

  1. New Poll Finds That Young Americans Are Leaning Left,” New York Times, June 27, 2007.
  2. Thomas Friedman’s column “The Whole World Is Watching, New York Times (June 27, 2007, subscription req’d, but find extensive excerpts and discussion at The Moderate Voice weblog), where you will learn that technology has made us all public figures, made your past ever-present, and made it necessary to get your “how’s” right. (read more about Dov Seidman’s new book, “How“).

June 25, 2007

morphing one two three

Filed under: Uncategorized — David Giacalone @ 10:38 pm

ooh Harvard has once again “upgraded” its webserver and — once again — left this weblog with a formatting nightmare, and the unwelcomed need to change its “theme” (which controls how the weblog appears). We should soon be able to choose a new theme/look for f/k/a.

update (June 26, 2007, 1 PM): Please excuse our dust while we experiment with “themes” to see how they look and what they do to our complicated formatting.

first hot day . . .
dog and master jostle
for one spot of shade

………………………………by dagosan

June 22, 2007

solstice solace

Filed under: Haiku or Senryu — David Giacalone @ 10:30 am

WelchSummerSolsticeG

summer solstice –
a rack full of hats
at the barbershop
… by michael dylan welch,
Click here to see the original photo-poem,

summer solstice ~
a tail appears
from the nettle bed

………………………………. by Matt Morden - Morden Haiku, June 23, 2006

the slow ferment
of a darker beer—
summer solstice

 …………. andrew riutta - simply haiku  sunMountains

summer solstice
the measuring tape reels back
into its case

………………………… by carolyn hall - The Heron’s Nest

stepping out
with my holey socks
summer stars

summer heat –
into the shade together
the scorpion and I

…………….. by Yu Chang -frisbeeFlyingF

the late glare
of a summer sidewalk —
winos pool their change

….. barry george - The Heron’s Nest VIII:4 (Dec. 2006)

a surfer
carrying a surfboard…
summer solstice

………. by ed marksowski

hawk flight - celebrate the new season with the Summer Solstice 2007 edition of HaigaOnline (Vol. 8-1), including a half dozen new haiga by david giacalone and arthur giacalone.


late-comers:
fireflies join
the solstice party
…………………………………………… [dagosan, 06-20-04]

June 18, 2007

frisbees, flying saucers and space cadets

Filed under: q.s. quickies, Haiku or Senryu — David Giacalone @ 10:16 pm

frisbeeFlyingF When I posted Michael Dylan Welch’s “old frisbee” haiku over the weekend, I wasn’t aware that the nation is in the midst of celebrating the 50th Anniversary of the Frisbee. [See, for example, “Frisbee still flying high after 50 years: Disc’s inventor never thought name would fly,” AP/San Diego Sun-Tribune, June 16, 2007; and purchase the Wham-O 50th Anniversary 175g Ultimate Frisbee Disc for a mere $11.99.] Along with a bit of fun nostalgia for us Baby Boomers, frisbee stories present good lessons for students and practitioners of intellectual property law. For example, although its designated inventor Walter “Fred” Morrison thought it was “insane” to rename his Pluto Platter “frisbee,” the AP report explains:

“Frisbee instead became insanely popular, making the name as synonymous with flying discs as Google is with searching the Internet and Kleenex is with tissue.

“But Wham-O doesn’t allow the Frisbee name to be thrown around indiscriminately. When the Emeryville-based company sees Frisbee used to describe discs made by other manufacturers, lawyers dispatch legal notices seeking to protect the trademarked term.”

fading sun at low tide –  frisbee50th
teeth marks
in an old frisbee

………… by Michael Dylan Welch, Frogpond XVIII:3

If you want to know how the Frisbee got its name (hint: a bunch of Yalies were tossing pie tins from the Frisbie Pie Co. and yelling warnings), The Ultimate [Frisbee] Handbook has the scoop, in a piece calledWhere the Frisbee First Flew: The Untold Story of the Flying Disc’s Origin 50 Years Ago in SLO,” by Jeff McMahon. More interesting for lovers of the sport of litigation, is the “untold story” of the unheralded and unrequited co-inventor of the frisbee, Warren Franscioni. McMahon opens the tale:

“Two men held a circle of plastic over a heater in a San Luis Obispo garage in 1948, trying to mold a lip onto the disc’s down-turned edge. One of those men would be hailed as the inventor of the Frisbee. The other would die unknown, just as he began to fight for a share of the credit and millions in royalties the Frisbee generated.”

Frisbeeplayers Morrison, now 87-years old, says he won’t answer questions about Franscioni, because “I’m so tired of this shit.” Coszette Eneix, Franscioni’s daughter, says she cringes whenever she hears the name “frisbee” (which should be called “Flyin’ Saucer“) and won’t let one in her home. She complains:

“When you read about the history of the Frisbee, you always hear Fred Morrison. Fred Morrison did this. Fred Morrison did that. Bullshit. Excuse my language. Bullshit. It was Warren Franscioni and Fred Morrison. It was a partnership. I think they should have equal billing.”

I’m a bit surprised that Franscioni’s family let the death of the Air Force major keep them from suing for millions of dollars in royalties. Legal experts in the field (and on the playground) will have to let us know whether it is too late to see compensation.  In the morning, I’m going to dig out an old plastic flying saucer.  But, for tonight, I’m satisfied savoring a few frisbee-ku cooked up on the spur of the moment today by our friendly, famously prolific, Honored Guest Ed Markowski.

frisbee tournament frisbeeFlyingF
the sudden dip
of a red dragonfly

dogBlack

ufo photo…
the chipped edge
of a silver frisbee

Roswell…
a Pluto Platter hovers
on the desert wind

frisbeeFlying  mid-summer heat
the retriever watches
the flight of a frisbee

Starship reunion
the frisbee’s flight
triggers a flashback
……………………………….. by ed markowski

frisbeeMorrison Fred Morrison as a frisbee-promoting Spaceman (from Schenectady Sunday Gazette, “Flying for 50 years,” June 17, 2007, $ubscr.
req’d)

Frisbeeplayers Spaced Out Over Supreme Court Clerks:  The New York Times published some awfully spacey commentary today, with an op/ed piece by David Lat of the Above the Law tabloid weblog, titled “The Supreme Court’s Bonus Babies” (June 18, 2007).  Lat  writes about the $250,000 signing bonuses that law firms have been giving to young lawyers as they leave clerkships with the U.S. Supreme Court. [Each of the nine justices has four law clerks.]  He points out that the bonuses are paid on top of starting salaries approaching $200,000. “Thus some former clerks, in their first year practicing law, will earn twice as much as their former judicial bosses (the chief justice earns $212,000 a year; his colleagues earn $203,000 each).”

huge trees in the park–
a different dog
chasing the stick

………………… by gary hotham - the heron’s nest (April 2001)

Lat notes that the bonuses are controversial and wonders how rational it might be for firms to be paying so much to junior laweyrs — and therefore having to charge corresponding high fees to clients.  What seems far-fetched and half-baked (but don’t forget that tabloid-monger Lat does like pulling our cyber legs) is his suggestion that although “the astronomical Supreme Court clerkship bonuses may be dubious investments for law firms, they are good news for our legal system.”  He argues:

“Here’s why: by promising clerks a financial windfall on the back end of their clerkships, firms encourage bright young lawyers — many of whom carry loads of educational debt — to render service to the court and country. The bonuses place clerks in a similar (or superior) position financially to their classmates who went directly into private practice instead of clerking for two years (the first with a lower-court judge, the second with a Supreme Court justice). The bonuses can be viewed as an after-the-fact supplement, paid for by the private sector, to comparatively modest clerkly wages (less than $65,000 a year).

Lat further explains that “The financial freedom supplied by these bonuses can allow the clerks who decide against a corporate career to move on more quickly to what truly interests them — academia, government practice or public-interest law. Law firms end up in effect subsidizing less wealthy precincts of the profession.”  You don’t have to be as cranky as Prof. Yabut to reply: What a crock!  Each year, there are hundreds of law school graduates who have the intellectual capacity and advocacy skills needed to perform with distinction as Supreme Court courts.  It is asinine to believe that, because they only receive about a $65,000 salary, an insufficient number of the best and brightest graduates would be available to fill the sixteen most prestigious positions available to anyone coming straight out of law school.

WrongWayN  If the honor, the excitement and challenge of dealing directly with the most important legal issues faces our courts and nation, and the future prospects that come with a Supreme Court clerkship on your resume, are not enough to lure any particular graduate; if, instead, an extra quarter million dollars are required to convince him or her to take the job, I say: “we, as a nation and a profession, do not want you in such an important position. Take you skewed values and machinations elsewhere.”

You’ll find lots of comments on this issue at Above the Law; response to a post by Jonathan Adler (June 18, 2007) at Volokh Conspiracy; and at the Althouse weblog, in  “Harnessing irrational law firm egotism” for the public good” (June 18, 2007). I don’t understand why the usually astute Prof. Althouse needs “to think about this one some more.”  But, I agree with Ann that “You can make up all kinds of theories about why some ridiculous behavior is actually for the good.”  Caution: If silly, nasty, greedy, or envious carping gives you agita, I suggest you avoid reading the Comments left at the weblogs that I just mentioned.

long night
pencil shavings
on the station floor

……………………………… by Tom Painting - Frogpond XXX:2

exitSign  No Space in the Inn: I was greatly disappointed to read in our Schenectady Gazette on Saturday that the city’s Democratic mayor, Mayor Brain U. Stratton has jumped on the Sex Offender Residency Restriction [SORR] bandwagon.  (see “Stratton endorses residency measure: Sex offenders forced out of city by new law,” B1, June 16, 2007) As we wrote last week, in our post on Schenectady’s PanderPols, the Schenectady County Legislature passed laws on June 12th that would make it virtually impossible for anyone labeled a sex offender to live in the populated portions of Schenectady County.  Rather than being a voice of reason, Mayor Stratton (who coincidentally opened his re-election campaign last week) has reacted to Republic complaints that he has not done enough to reduce crime, by giving “a ringing endorsement” of the county’s new SORR — saying the ban is a “fundamental” piece of the city’s effort to improve safety.  That’s right, a law that will surely not make one child safer is fundamental to safety.  Stratton says he plans to enforce the law — evicting any sex offender still living in the City — as soon as it goes into effect on October 1st.

One ray of reason: District Attorney Robert Carney stated that he would not prosecute violators under the new misdemeanor legislation.  The County Attorney will have to take action in civil eviction actions. In addition, our new Public Safety Commissioner Wayne Bennett was reminded that parole officers and social workers in other cities have assigned sex offenders to live under bridges or trees, because no housing was available.  Bennett worried, “Oh, my God. That’s not the answer either.”  See “Homeless Sex offenders told to live under a bridge,” Local 10 News, Miami, March 23. 2007.

For another sign of how crazy and complicated this banishment of sex offenders is becoming, see today’s Boston Globe, “Many sex offenders end up at shelters,” June 18, 2007:

ExitSignArrow  “In a recent review of 77 Level 3 sex offenders — the category the state uses to define those with a high risk of committing sex crimes again — who list addresses in Boston on the state’s online registry, the Globe found that 65 percent reported they were living at homeless shelters.”

The Globe article notes: “They say the glut of sex offenders listing shelters as their address raises questions about whether they have anywhere else to go, whether they are more likely to commit additional sex crimes, and whether they list shelters as their address to evade registration.”

Finally, tonight, for a recent, well-written, 36-page opinion, from the Kenton District Court, refusing to enforce Kentucky’s SORR (which which has no grandfather clause) and declaring it to be unconstitutional ex-post facto  punishment, read Kentucky v. Baker, Case Number, 07-M-00604, etc.,  Martin  J. Sheehan, District Judge (via David Hess at The Parson.net).

dog drool on my frisbee dogBlack
– she worries about
centrifugal force

…… by dagosan

June 16, 2007

the pond warms up

Filed under: q.s. quickies, Haiku or Senryu — David Giacalone @ 10:29 pm

HSALogo It’s always a pleasure to find a copy of Frogpond, the thrice-yearly journal of the Haiku Society of America, in my mailbox. Frogpond Vol. XXX:2 (Spring/Summer 2007) arrived two days ago, with another fine collection of haiku and senryu, plus other Japanese short-form poems and essays. Of course, like going to an art gallery, it’s also fun to quibble with some of the selections, asserting independence from editorial tyranny. Don’t worry, though, I’m not going to subject f/k/a’s readers to my brand of literary criticism (nor unleash the Tell-em Police). Instead, here are some gems from Vol. XXX:2, the newest Frogpond, written by several of our Honored Guest Poets:

fading sun at low tide –
teeth marks
in an old frisbee

written in red ink,
my new year resolution
to eat more veggies

under the afghan — napperTrunk
reading Huck Finn
by penlight

………………. by Michael Dylan Welch
“fading sun” reprised from Frogpond XVIII:3

breakup–
my daughter’s voice cracks
across two continents

……… by Roberta Beary

after the handshake
we sit down for pasta
al dente

sumoS …………………. by Yu Chang

passed down
from my parents
dust pan and brush

……………………………. by Tom Clausen

hopscotch –
a few stones frozen
to the first square

……………………… by Alice Frampton

wind in the pines
I reach past
my fingertips

…………………………………. Peggy Willis Lyles dandelionClock

after the funeral
the weight of potato salad
on a spork

……………………………….. by Andrew Riutta
-spotlightS - I’ll share more haiku and senryu from Frogpond Vol. XXX:2 next week. But, today, I want to humbly tell you about an award announced in the new Frogpond, and take this opportunity to spotlight and thank two Honored Guests and friends of mine, John Stevenson and Yu Chang. As described in the posting “renku’d into submission” (Jan. 28, 2006), John and Yu dragged me kicking and screaming into the collaborative world of “renku” writing last year. The prior post describes the renku genre (which uses “linking and shifting” of a multitude of topics, such as flora, fauna, the moon and seasons, love, and more), my painful initiation, and my oath never to write another renku. Thanks to the patience, persistence and skills of Yu and John, an all-day drafting session resulted in a jointly-written, 12-verse (jûnichô) renku called “Chinese New Year.” Now, in an irony that has left me quite bemused, Chinese New Year has been awarded First Place in the Haiku Society of America’s Bernard Lionel Einbond Renku Competition for 2006.

YChang ……………….…… by yu chang

……………………………..……… by John Stevenson JohnStevensonS

It goes without saying, that John (who served as “sabaki” - lead poet) and Yu, who are two of the very best haijin poets writing in the English language, deserve virtually all the credit for creation of this prize-winning renku. Nonetheless, I am pleased to ride along as the caboose on their renku train, and I’m proud to post Chinese New Year online for the first time tonight:

sumoS Chinese New Year – by Yu Chang [b], David Giacalone [c], and John Stevenson [a]

clearing the table
for a party of twelve
Chinese new year - a

the tea kettle whistles
under a leaky roof - b

a dueling pistol
recovered from
the shipwreck - a

cattails sway
and sigh - c

her warmth
penetrates
my down jacket - b

we much prefer
candlelight - c

the antipope’s
retaliatory
excommunication - c

cloud shadows
on orange blossoms - b

vanity plates
tell me it was a doctor
who didn’t stop to help - a

the bathroom mirror
has secrets - c

harvest moon
as full as
it ever was - a

room for all
on the hayride - b

You’ll find “Chinese New Year” at the HSA Einbond Renku Collection page, along with prior winners.  You can learn more about shortform renku in Practical Guidelines for the Jûnichô Renku Form, by Seijo Okamoto, Master of the Haikai Sesshin, translated by William J. Higginson and Tadashi Kondô.

ScaliaHandGesture [original Peter Smith/Boston Herald]

      To get back to our usual level of discourse, I’ll leave you with a peak at our Referer Page, where I learned that someone made the Google query Issa and piss early this morning. Because our Honored Guest David Lanoue has translated almost 8000 poems of the Japanese haiku Master Kobayashi Issa at his HaikuGuy website, it was no surprise that the first two results for the Google search were from Lanoue’s website (which contains 40 poems on the lowly topic). I had to smile, though, to see that the third result for that search was our posting about Justice Antonin Scalia, who had dissed the “appearance of impropriety” concept under which judges are expected to recuse themselves from hearing a lawsuit. Google found our post, because I had written:

For some reason, thoughts of Justice Scalia often lead me dandelion
to a theme touched upon frequently in the more earthy haiku
of Master Issa:

little chestnuts
pissed on by the horse…
shiny new

hey boatman
no pissing on the moon
in the waves!

laugh at my piss
and shudder…
katydid

mosquito2 I had planned to nag you all again about energy savings and conservation. But, I’ve got to get up early to drive to Rochester and see my Dad for Father’s Day. So, I shall merely point you to the New York Times article “Putting Energy Hogs in the Home on a Strict Low-Power Diet,” by Larry Magid (June 14, 2007), and trust that you will take appropriate action — such as increasing the energy efficiency of your computer by checking into its energy management options.

June 15, 2007

you want to build what? where?

Filed under: law news, Haiku or Senryu — David Giacalone @ 1:11 pm

BigStore I’ve let my twin brother (and haiga collaborator), Arthur Giacalone, do the legal heavy-lifting in our family for the past decade. Arthur has a solo law practice in western New York State, where he specializes in zoning/development law, focusing on the representation of homeowners (usually in opposition to environmentally harmful projects). Today, he shared his experience at an Erie County Bar Association CLE program entitled “You Want to Build What? Where?: Public Input in Private Development” (June 15, 2007), which focused on “issues confronted in the development process, including wetlands, zoning, the Brownfield Cleanup Program, and organized opposition by citizen groups.” Although the thickly annotated, 5-page outline that Arthur prepared for the seminar relates to development and environmental law in New York State, I think the information and insights deserve a wider audience. Therefore, I’ve posted it here at f/k/a: see Zoning Challenges: Overcoming Obstacles (by Arthur J. Giacalone, June 15, 2007; also available as a Word Document, with working footnote links).

road crew -
bright orange jackets
circle the old tree

……………………………… by Hilary Tann from Upstate Dim Sum

bulldozer In the Zoning Challenges outline, you’ll find citations to the most relevant laws and court opinions. The major points Arthur makes in the seminar materials include:

  1. Contrary to the complaints one often hears from developers and their counsel, residents concerned about projects proposed for their communities have always faced an uneven playing field. The obstacles are political, legal, bureaucratic, financial, etc.
  2. An increasingly hostile legal system, political climate and media have contributed to an environment where protection of the interests of residents becomes a more challenging task each year.

Giacalone says an Atmosphere of Intimidation has been created to discourage residents from asserting their rights and interests: “Some advocates of so-called ‘progress’, including some developers, public officials and members of the media, are engaged in a concerted effort to belittle and silence neighborhood residents who dare to speak out against a proposed project. The residents are castigated as obstructionists, labeled NIMBYs (Not In My Back Yard), and even called ‘Un-American’. Developers are portrayed as saints, residents as villains.” Meanwhile,

WorkAreaAhead “It seems that developers and property owners are frequently threatening to sue municipalities and/or government officials for money damages if their proposed projects are denied. They claim ‘regulatory takings’, violations of ‘vested rights’, due process violations, etc. Such threats are intended to have a ‘chilling effect’ on local officials.

Given the level of hostility exhibited towards residents, Giacalone says “it is fortunate that both the State Legislature and the courts have taken steps to protect their rights to petition their government and to express their opinions.” If you’re interested in issues raised when development is proposed near residential neighborhoods or environmentally-sensitive areas, I recommend that you read Zoning Challenges: Overcoming Obstacles, by East Aurora attorney Arthur J. Giacalone, as a starting point.

March wind –
more garbage
in the trees

bulldozer

construction crew
the blackbird
relocates

10:01 PM
the mall fountain
falls silent

intersection ExpectDelaysN
a chance to view
distant mountains

traffic jam
the man ahead
raises his cup

……………………………………. by Hilary Tann from Upstate Dim Sum

nplantriver p.s. If you’re looking for haiku relating to fathers, check out our postings from 2005: “a haiku father’s day” (with poems from several of our Honored Guests) and “glimpses of fatherhood” (featuring poems from Tom Clausen’s classic collection Homework)

Zoning Challenges: Overcoming Obstacles

Filed under: Uncategorized — David Giacalone @ 8:28 am

This outline has been prepared by Arthur J. Giacalone, Attorney-at-Law, as a handout at the Erie Institute of Law’s CLE program entitled “You Want to Build What? Where?: Public Input in Private Development,” held in Buffalo, NY, on June 15, 2007. While the author hopes that readers will find it informative, it is not intended as legal advice. 

The Law Office of Arthur J. Giacalone is located at 140 Knox Road, P.O. Box 63, East Aurora, New York 14052. Telephone: (716) 687-1902. E-mail: ajglaw AT verizon DOT net . He is a member of the New York State Bar (since 1975).

Zoning Challenges: Overcoming Obstacles

I. The “Uneven Playing Field”.

Contrary to the complaints one often hears from developers and their counsel, residents concerned about projects proposed for their communities have always faced an uneven playing field. The obstacles are political, legal, bureaucratic, financial, etc. E.g.:

A. “Sophisticated developers and compliant officials”.[1]

B. Inadequate notice/time to prepare for hearings; opportunity to be heard.[2]

C. Difficulties accessing information, despite FOIL and Open Meetings Law.[3]

D. Legal principles favoring the applicant/municipality.[4]

E. Short limitations periods.[5]

F. Economic disparity.[6]

II. Efforts To Further Tilt The Playing Field.

An increasingly hostile legal system, political climate and media have contributed to an environment where protection of the interests of residents becomes a more challenging task each year. Here are a number of examples:

A. The erosion of SEQRA’s effectiveness:

1. The State DEC: Adoption of weakened regulations January 1996.[7]

2. The Judiciary: All-too-frequent disregard of the “Strict Compliance” Rule.[8]

NYCA’s prediction has come true: “[T]he requirement of strict compliance and attendant spectre of de novo environmental review insure that agencies will err on the side of meticulous care in their environmental review. Anything less than strict compliance, moreover, offers an incentive to cut corners and then cure defects only after protracted litigation, all at the ultimate expense of the environment.” King v. Saratoga Co. Bd. of Supervisors, 89 NY2d 341 (1996).

3. Lead agencies: Allowing project sponsors to draft FEIS, Findings Statement.[9]


B. Transformation of Art. 78s: No longer Expedited/Streamlined Resolution of Disputes.

1. Courts: Expanding Who is a “Necessary Party”.

Some recent court decisions interpreting CPLR 1001’s “necessary party” requirement in the context of land use litigation have insisted on the naming of the landowner as a respondent/defendant.[10] Our State’s highest court has even warned in a footnote that “omitting the landowner from the litigation may be fatal”.[11] The disastrous nature of such an omission stems from the short periods of limitations applicable to most land use cases.[12]

Requiring petitioners in an Article 78 proceeding to name as respondents all property owners “who might be inequitably affected by a judgment” (even when they are not the applicant) is certainly an effective way to reduce the number of cases where a court must reach a decision on the merits. But the approach disregards both the streamlined nature of Article 78 proceedings, and the mechanism set forth at CPLR § 7802(d) for dealing with “other interested persons”: “The court may direct that notice of the proceeding be given to any person. It may allow other interested persons to intervene.”

Attorneys for petitioners/plaintiffs in land use cases need to take a cautious approach when deciding who will be included as respondents/defendants given how difficult, if not impossible, rectifying the error may be if a court rules that a “necessary party” has been omitted. However, where significant numbers of property owners may, arguably, be “necessary parties”, but including them as respondents is impractical, consider commencing the Art. 78 proceeding by Order to Show Cause, and asking the Court to order publication of a notice to potential “interested parties” in the municipality’s official newspaper. Where possible, have the notice published prior to the expiration of the statute of limitations.

2. Respondents’ Counsel: Increasing the Burden on Petitioners.

Many attorneys for government agencies and developers have “forgotten” that Article 78 proceedings were meant to provide a vehicle for expedited and streamlined resolution of disputes. Multiple requests for adjournments, meritless motions to dismiss, “boilerplate” affirmative defenses, and “boxes” of records (at times, “unedited”) have needlessly increased the cost of litigation for petitioners and decreased the likelihood of a prompt and fair determination.

C. The Creation of an Atmosphere of Intimidation.

1. Developers v. Government Officials: Increased Threats to Sue for Damages.

It seems that developers and property owners are frequently threatening to sue municipalities and/or government officials for money damages if their proposed projects are denied. They claim “regulatory takings”, violations of “vested rights”, due process violations, etc. Such threats are intended to have a “chilling effect” on local officials, and often do.

The New York Court of Appeals has ruled against disgruntled developers and property owners in these retaliatory actions. For example:

- Smith v. Town of Mendon, 4 NY3d 1 (2004). Held: No “exaction” or unconstitutional taking occurred when town conditioned approval of a site plan for a single-family home upon landowners’ acceptance of a conservation restriction, in perpetuity, on other environmentally sensitive portions of the property.

- Twin Lakes Development Corp. v. Town of Monroe, 1 NY3d 98 (2003). Held: Town’s imposition, as condition for approval of a proposed residential development, of a fixed fee of $1,500 per residential lot in lieu of parkland dedication was not a “taking” under the 5th Amendment; also, the lack of a hearing to review the reasonableness of the amount of the fee did not violate the developer’s procedural due process rights.

- Bonnie Briar Syndicate, Inc. v. Town of Mamaroneck, 94 NY2d 96 (1999). Held: Change in zoning of a 150-acre tract of land, that had been used as a golf course, from residential to solely recreational use, did not constitute a regulatory taking under the 5th and 14th amendments, where the change substantially advanced legitimate state interests and was in response to years of study and documentation.

The acquisition of a “vested right” to proceed with a project involves much more than a mere “shovel in the ground,” as our State’s highest court has explained:

In New York, a vested right can ge acquired when, pursuant to a legally issued permit, the landowner demonstrates a commitment to the purpose for which the permit was granted by effecting substantial changes and incurring substantial expenses to further the development [cites omitted]. Neither the issuance of a permit [cites omitted] nor the landowner’s substantial improvements and expenditures, standing alone, will establish the right. The landowner’s actions relying on a valid permit must be so substantial that the municipal action results in serious loss rendering the improvements essentially valueless [cite omitted].

Town of Orangetown v. Magee, 88 NY2d 41, 47-48, 643 NYS2d 21, 24-25 (1996).[13]

C. The Creation of an Atmosphere of Intimidation. (Cont.)

2. Labeling of Residents as “NIMBYs”, “Un-American”, “Obstructionists”, etc.

Some advocates of so-called “progress”, including some developers, public officials and members of the media, are engaged in a concerted effort to belittle and silence neighborhood residents who dare to speak out against a proposed project. The residents are castigated as obstructionists, labeled NIMBYs (Not In My Back Yard), and even called “Un-American”. Developers are portrayed as saints, residents as villains.

But these pro-business forces are distorting the zoning process and turning it on its head:

- Nearby residents are the ones most directly affected by new development, their property values lowered, privacy invaded, and quality of life diminished by noise and traffic. They have the most to lose, and, therefore, the greatest right to speak out.

- Courts grant nearby neighbors, but not the public generally, standing to challenge the legality of land use decisions.[14]

- Zoning laws require that public hearing notices be given to residents and property owners in close proximity to a project site.[15]

- It is the adjacent and nearby property owners who have been given the power by our State Legislature to trigger a “supermajority vote” when a municipality is considering a zoning change.[16]

Given the level of hostility exhibited towards residents, it is fortunate that both the State Legislature and the courts have taken steps to protect their rights to petition their government and to express their opinions. For example:

- Anti-SLAPP[17] Suit legislation: Civil Rights Law, § 70-a et seq. (actions involving public petition and participation).

- DRT Construction Co., Inc. v. Lenkei, 176 AD2d 1229 (4th Dept. 1991) (flyers opposing a 288-acre development, referring to the developers as “profit hungry land abusers” and depicting three men in Hitler moustaches on a bulldozer running over a deer, were not defamatory and were constitutionally protected opinion on a subject of public controversy).



[1] The 2d Dept. wisely urged “judicial vigilance” in circumstances where “sophisticated developers and compliant officials” have “learned … to maneuver” through the requirements of the SEQRA and the zoning process. Sutton Area Community v. Board of Estimates of the City of New York, 165 AD2d 456, 568 NYS2d 35 (2d Dept. 1991), revd. on other grounds 78 NY2d 945, 573 NYS2d 638 (1991).
[2] Town Law, for example, requires a mere 5-day notice for zoning variances, special use permits, site plan and subdivision review; 10-day notice for zoning changes.
[3] Many municipalities disregard the mandate that, “All SEQR documents and notices… must be maintained in files that are readily accessible to the public and made available on request.” 6 NYCRR 617.12(b)(3).
[4] For example: Zoning amendments are presumed to be constitutional. Conifer Development, Inc. City of Syracuse, 100 AD2d 730 (4th Dept. 1984); zoning laws are to be given a strict construction because they are in derogation of common-law rights. FG & L Property Corp. v. City of Rye, 66 NY2d 111 (1985).
[5] The statute of limitations for commencing a CPLR Art. 78 proceeding is four months, “unless a shorter time is provided in the law authorizing the proceeding.” CPLR 217(1). Many “30-day” statutes exist, including, for example, challenges to variances, site plan and subdivision reviews, special use permits, etc.
[6] As the NY Court of Appeals stated when considering standing for neighborhood and civic associations: “It should be readily apparent that a person desiring relaxation of zoning restrictions-such as a change from residential to business-has little to lose and much to gain if he can prevail. He is not reluctant to spend money in retaining special counsel and real estate appraisers if it will bring him the desired result. The individual owner of developed land in the neighborhood, on the other hand, may not, at the time, realize the impact the proposed change of zoning will have on his property, or, realizing the effect, may not have the financial resources to effectively oppose the proposed change. Thus, the neighboring property owners rarely fight as hard for zoning protection as the developer or speculator does for relaxation of zoning restrictions. Against this background of economic disparity, an individual property owner, who stands only to gain (or prevent the loss of) the maintenance of the status quo as regards the value of his homestead and his peace and quiet, cannot be expected, nor should he be required, to assume by himself the burden and expense of challenging the zoning change. Even if successful, the aggrieved individual will not be able to recoup his expenditures.” Douglaston Civic Associations, Inc. v. Galvin, 36 NY2d 1, 6-7 (1974).
[7] Under the guise of “streamlining, clarifying and simplifying” its regulations, the State DEC amended 6 NYCRR Part 617 on 1/1/1996 and weakened this important tool. SEQRA was enacted in 1975 because state and local agencies consistently ignored environmental factors when undertaking or approving projects or activities The same economic and political forces that caused the environment to be ignored prior to its enactment reacted with hostility and resistance to SEQRA, and successfully lobbied for changes that: reduced site-specific and project-specific review of projects; added new categories to the Type II list eliminating the need for review (without adding anything to the Type I list); decreased the information available to residents at the time of a proposed rezoning, thereby lessening their effectiveness; etc.
[8] NY’s appellate courts held for years that “strict compliance with the prescribed procedures in SEQRA is required,” and the courts enforced the rule. E.g., Jackson v. NYS Urban Dev. Corp, 67 NY2d 400 (1986). In 1992, the 4th Dept. carved out a narrow exception to the “strict compliance” rule in Golden Triangle Associates v. Town Bd. of Town of Amherst, 185 AD2d 617 (AD4 1992). Intentionally or not, that case helped to create a crack in the “strict compliance” rule that has grown and grown over the years.
[9] The most significant part of the final EIS is “the lead agency’s responses to all substantive comments” to the draft EIS. Pursuant to the SEQR regulations, “the lead agency is responsible for the adequacy and accuracy of the final EIS, regardless of who prepares it.” 6 NYCRR 617.9(b)(8). At a minimum, the spirit, if not the letter, of SEQRA is violated where “the governmental entity responsible for the final policy decision to proceed with a project … is insulated from consideration of environmental factors,” see Coca-Cola Bottling Co. of New York, 72 NY2d 674, 679-682 (1988), or a lead agency fails to “exercise its critical judgment on all issues presented in the DEIS.” See Penfield Panorama Area Community, Inc. v. Town of Penfield Planning Board, 253 AD2d 342, 350, 688 NYS2d 848, 853-854 (4th Dept. 1999).
[10] For example, Spence v. Cahill, 300 AD2d 992, 752 NYS2d 511 (AD4 2002); Manupella v. Troy City ZBA, 272 AD2d 761, 707 NYS2d 707 (AD3 2000); Karmel v. White Plains Common Council, 284 AD2d 464, 726 NYS2d 692 (AD2 2001).
[11] See Red Hook/ Gowanus Chamber of Commerce v. NYC Board of Standards & Appeals, 5 N.Y.3d 452, 839 N.E.2d 878, 805 N.Y.S.2d 525 (2005).
[12] Not only are statutes of limitations short for Art. 78 proceedings, pursuant to CPLR § 306-b, “service shall be made not later than 15 days after the date on which the applicable statute of limitations expires” unless the court “upon good cause shown or in the interest of justice” extends the time for service.

[13] Note: Even where an owner or developer obtains a vested right in a project, the vested rights do not extend to “new, additional or different structures and developments”. See Schoonmaker Homes-John Steinberg, Inc. v. Village of Maybrook, 178 AD2d 722, 725, 576 NYS2d 954, 956 (3d Dept. 1991); also see Almor Associates v. Town of Skaneateles, 231 AD2d 863, 864, 647 NYS2d 316, 317 (4th Dept. 1996).

[14] See, e.g., Sun-Brite Car Wash, Inc. v. Board of Zoning and Appeals, 69 NY2d 406, 414, 515 NYS2d 418, 422 (1987) (”[A]n allegation of close proximity alone may give rise to an inference of damage or injury that enables a nearby owner to challenge a zoning board decision without proof of actual injury.”); Gernatt Asphalt Products, Inc. v. Town of Sardinia, 87 NY2d 668, 642 NYS2d 164 (1996) (”The proximity alone permits an inference that the challenger possesses an interest different from other members of the community.”).
[15] Note: “The fact that a person received, or would be entitled to receive, mandatory notice of an administrative hearing because it owns property adjacent to or very close to the property in issue gives rise to a presumption of standing in a zoning case.” Sun-Brite, supra, 69 NY2d at 413-414, 515 NYS2d at 421-422.
[16] See Town Law § 265, Village Law § 7-708, General City Law § 83.
[17] “SLAPP” stands for “Strategic Lawsuit Against Public Participation”.

June 13, 2007

Schenectady’s PanderPols vote to evict sex offenders

Filed under: law news, viewpoint, Haiku or Senryu — David Giacalone @ 8:50 am

ExitSignArrow  Talk about child abuse. More than a dozen Schenectady County high school students were “shadowing” our county legislators at a public meeting last night, and they got an unsavory and unvarnished civics lesson. Not only were the youth kept in their seats for four hours, but they had to witness both the ugly refusal by the Chair (Susan E. Savage) to permit debate on what is surely the most controversial piece of local legislation this year, and the nasty sight of posturing and pandering politicians, who “did something to protect children” by passing a means-pirited, shoddily-drafted and predictably ineffective set of residency restrictions on sex offenders. (see a FoxNews23 video covering the story) As today’s Albany Times Union explains, in “Law aims to shield kids: Schenectady County passes housing rules for sex convicts (June 13, 2007), under County of Schenectady Local Law No. 03-07 & 04-07, no matter what their risk level, the age of their victims, or the nature of their crimes, sex offenders may no longer reside near places where children congregate (that is, any elementary, middle or high school, child care facility, public park, playground or swimming pool, or youth center). Not only are they prohibited from moving to a residence within 2000 feet of such places, but:

“The change requires sex offenders — at every level — to leave their homes starting Oct. 1, should they reside within 2,000 feet of public parks, pools and playgrounds, as well as schools, day care and youth facilities.” (emphasis added)

Indeed, if any of those facilities are built, relocated, or licensed within 2000 feet of the residence of a sex offender at any future time, he or she must move within ninety days. These draconian restrictions were passed yesterday by an 11 to 3 vote of the county legislature, with only former judge Michael Eidens, former Schenectady mayor Karen B. Johnson, and Carolina M. Lazzari voting “no.” The legislators who voted “yes” knew two things: (1) many aroused voter-citizens, who are fearful for their children and angry over having sex offenders live near them, want the County to do something; and (2) there is absolutely no evidence that proximity restrictions in any way reduce recidivism, and much research and expert advice that says they are likely to make things worse (by destabilizing the offenders, removing social networks, and making it harder to locate them). Despite the latter fact, the politicians decided to bow to the politically-urgent former one.

SchdyCountySeal In case you’re thinking “they surely aren’t doing this for political advantage,” let me point out that the nine co-sponsors are all Democrats, who would not permit any Republicans to co-sponsor the bill — not even Joseph Suhrada, who had first proposed the restrictions two years ago. (The procedural bullying done by my party, now that they have local and federal legislative majorities, often embarrasses me). The Democratic legislators only became aware of the importance and urgency of the problem when a sex offender moved on the block of one of them, and the folk in one town got very loud in their demands for action. Frank Quinn, a town supervisor (who spoke for four others whose towns would likely be the destination of many offenders displaced from the more populous parts of the County) complained they were never consulted, and said last night: “There’s no reason to do this tonight. . . The problem of how to effectively manage sex offenders has been around for thousands of years.” As the TU reported, he added, “This legislation is really designed to influence upcoming county elections by pandering to selected voters and their fears.” [also see CapitalNews9, “Schenectady County legislature considers sex offender legislation,” June 12, 2007]

eviction notice —
a moth ricochets
in the lampshade

. . . by Alice FramptonThe Heron’s Nest (March 2004)

When I first wrote about sex offender residency limits in April 2005 (and the related Halloween Political Tricks), I had no idea that my little County would be passing the most restrictive laws of any of the jurisdictions in our region. In 2005, there was a spurt of activity by politicians in many states and localities rushing to out-do each other in being tough on sexual predators — by pretending to do something that would actually make a difference and protect children. One spur was the Doe V. Miller decision by the 8th Circuit federal appellate court, which upheld the residency restrictions in Iowa against constitutional challenges. Since then other states have upheld similar laws, but not laws that failed to grandfather in current residences or forced offenders to move if a children’s facility moved near them. The restrictions (with or without grandfather clauses) have not been tested in New York Courts. I believe they should be struck down as violations of important civil liberties. As the Associated Press reported on May 30, 2007, a Missouri circuit court judge has struck down the retroactivity feature of a Missouri residency law [in the case rel L. v. Dept. of Corrections]. “Missouri judge tosses part of law keeping sex offenders away from schools, ” KansasCity.com/AP (via the Sex Crimes weblog)

moving day– exitSign
warm rain
on cardboard

………………….. by Alice Frampton - New Resonance 3 & The Heron’s Nest (2002)

Many viewpoints were expressed at least night’s public meeting. Having represented many children in abuse cases, I believe sex abuse is a serious and terrible crime. I told the County Legislature, however, that they ordinance was not a serious attempt to solve the problem and was terrible policy. I’m sympathetic with the fear of so many parents, but I believe they must be told that there are better alternatives for dealing with this problem and residency restrictions will only produce a false sense of protection. The TU article describes the message of “David Hess, a registered Level 1, or ‘low-risk,’ sex offender — and now a minister from Henrietta in Monroe County.” Hess warned that the changes would cause sex offenders to move underground and commit more offenses. The TU continued:

He noted nothing keeps them from visiting locations they will no longer be permitted to live. “This law says sex offenders cannot spend their nights where children spend their days,” he said.

now with homeless eyes
I see it…
blossoming spring

…. by Issa, translated by David G. Lanoue

You can find a very good discussion of issues presented by the residency restrictions on sex offenders by Lior Strahilevitz and many commentors at PrawfsBlawg’s “Sex Offender Residency Restrictions and the Right to Live Where You Want,” Aug. 3, 2005, and Michael Cernovich reviews many of the relevant legal issues at Crime & Federalsim, in his posting Doe v. Miller: The Legal Theories. Residency restrictions have been in the news a lot recently, and have been covered well by Corey Rayburn Yung at Sex Crimes (e.g., here), and by Prof. Douglas A. Berman, at Sentencing Law and Policy weblog. Last year, Prof. Berman pointed to “A potent and important prosecutorial statement against sex offender residency restrictions” (Feb. 9, 2006). The document was released by the Iowa County Attorneys Association, an organization of county prosecutors seeking “to promote the uniform and efficient administration of the criminal justice system.” In its five-page statement ICAA explains that Iowa’s broad sex offender residency restriction “does not provide the protection that was originally intended and that the cost of enforcing the requirement and the unintended effects on families of offenders warrant replacing the restriction with more effective protective measure.”

deep
in the scent of summer
a homeless man

autumn wind—
a leaf and homeless man
cross paths

……………………….. by Andrew Riutta
“deep” - Roadrunner (Winter 2005)

WrongWayN For further reading on this topic, I suggest:

  1. An important amicus brief to the Ohio Supreme Court, which is quoted at length in the Sex Crimes posting “Amicus Brief in Challenge to Ohio Residency Restrictions” (June 5, 2007). Among many cogent points, the brief argues that “the Ohio statute may increase the risk of recidivism by forcing many sex offenders to move from supportive environments that reduce the offenders’ risk of re-offending. See, e.g., JOAN PETERSILIA, WHEN PRISONERS COME HOME: PAROLE AND PRISONER REENTRY (2003) (concluding that positive social support is critical to the success of released offenders.).”
  2. The Sun Sentinel article “Offender fights Palm Beach County ordinance: Tough laws limit where they can live, but critics doubt their effectiveness (June 3, 2007).
  3. The Newsday story, “Residency laws for sex offenders under microscope:
    Restrictions aim to prevent repeat crimes, but critics say all laws do is prevent offenders from rebuilding lives,” Dec. 2, 2006.
  4. More limits on sex offenders won’t help, advocate tells board,” St. Louis Post-Dispatch, June 7, 2007, covering the consideration of residency restrictions in Wentzville, MO.
  5. [update: June 14, 2007] “Patchwork of sex offender laws leads to confusion,” CapitalNews 9 [Albany, NY], June 13, 2007.
  6. Montgomery County reacting to Schenectady sex offender restrictions,” WNYT.com, June 14, 2007. [”We’ll take a look at what we have here on the books already, do an assessment in order to keep them from making a mass exodus from Schenectady County or any other county into our county,” said Tom DiMezza, chairman of the Board of Supervisors.] And, “Sex offender says he has no place left to go,” WNYT.com, June 14, 2007 (focus on Richard Matthews, a registered sex offender living in Scotia, NY).

I believe the policy issues presented by sex offender residence restrictions are important for the integrity of our society. Notwithstanding the example of the current Administration in Washington, we cannot react to fear (especially exaggerated fear) by unduly restricting the civil liberties of an undesirable or unpopular class of people. The issues are important enough, that I told the County Legislature last night that I would come out of retirement to help bring a declaratory judgment suit or other challenge to their actions (that really brought them to their senses). Since I’m a bit rusty (as well as under the weather a lot), I would appreciate any volunteer assistance in this battle. If you don’t know how to contact me, just leave a Comment below.

StrockCarl Carl Strock

update (June 14, 2007): Columnist Carl Strock, of the Schenectady Gazette (which is only available online by subscription), continued his excellent coverage of sex-offender issues today — attempting to focus on facts and reason in the face of hysteria and political pandering. We’ve mentioned Carl at f/k/a before (e.g., here, there). In my own quixotic role of self-appointed Ethics Advisor to the legal profession, I often feel kinship with Carl. As a journalist with an opinion and sharp pen, he must enjoy having targets like our local politicians, who are so often engaged in easy-to-lampoon behavior. As a citizen, however, Carl must feel very frustrated by the futility of his mission. In a column titled “Sch’dy law speaks to primal fears” (June 14, 2007), Carl exercises his “customary restraint” and calls Tuesday’s meeting of the Schenectady County Legislature “one of the most shameful displays of pandering that I have ever seen in a lawmaking body.” Carl asks “Pandering to what?” and replies:

“To the deep primal fear that your child or mine might be raped and murdered by some slavering, out-of-control, subhuman monster. . . . “

Noting that sex offenders are officially called “predators” and “have become in the popular imagination a separate category of human beings,” Strock shows that the idea of a lurking bogeyman has captured the public and left our Legislature beyond caring about facts and reason. They have passed a law that is very likely to make things worse but don’t care. “They have spit in the eye of the bogeyman, and that’s enough.” On the Gazette’s opinion page today, the lead editorial, “Lousy laws on sex offenders,” also gets it right, saying that the new legislation “not only plays to public hysteria, but promotes it.”

What makes this law so despicable to me is the fact that our legislators do know better. They’re not overwhelmed by the fear of the bogeyman. They are instead willing to exploit those fears for political advantage.

Personally, I have no problem having a sex offender who is struggling to straighten out his life living on my block. Right now, I’m more worried about the power and bad example of our pandering politicians. I’m relieved that I don’t live within 2000 feet of Ed Kosiur, Bob Farley, Sue Savage, Tony Jasenski, Vince DiCerbo, Mike Petta, Gary Hughes, Philip Fields, Brian Gordon, and Judy Dagostino. Please warn me if any of them move to my neighborhood. [Update: July 18, 2007: For a recent, well-written, 36-page opinion, from the Kenton District Court, refusing to enforce Kentucky’s SORR (which also has no grandfather clause) and declaring it to be unconstitutional ex-post facto punishment, read Kentucky v. Baker, Case Number, 07-M-00604, etc., Martin J. Sheehan, District Judge (via David Hess at The Parson.net).]

update (July 30, 2007) See stop kosiur: my first single-issue election (July 31, 2007)

update (Aug. 8, 2007): See our post “NYCLU Letter threatens lawsuit over Schenectady County sex offender law” (Aug. 7, 2007)

update (Aug. 9, 2007): see “not one repeat child-molesting stranger: Strock,” covering Carl Strock’s findings about child molestation cases in Schenectady County over the past two years.

update (Aug. 23, 2007): “Schenectady’s (d)evolving sex offender laws“. And see

Sex Offenders: A Flawed Law: from Gatehouse News Service.

(more…)

June 11, 2007

bites and borks: mosquitos and other pests

Filed under: law news, Haiku or Senryu — David Giacalone @ 4:09 pm

mosquito2 What do you get when a controversial, tort-reforming, conservative member of the legal establishment files a One Million Dollar personal injury lawsuit? You get a lot of what is the best and the worst about the world of weblogging — first come both kneejerk attacks and blindly loyal rebuttals (mostly in Comment sections, from anonymous and angry ideologues, reacting to blurbs done without much reading or reflection), but eventually the adults take over and produce thoughtful responses on the law (substantive and procedural), the policy and ethics of the situation. This is how Eric Turkewitz of the New York Personal Injury Law Blog describes the less than edifying portion of the response to Judge Robert H. Bork’s complaint against the Yale Club:

“Due to his prior advocacy for tort reform, he has been lampooned, mocked and otherwise pilloried for having engaged in excessive claims over what appears to be a routine trip-and-fall action at the Yale Club.”

The case is Bork v. Yale Club, 07-cv-4826, U.S. District Court, Southern District of New York (Manhattan). The WSJ Law Blog has posted the complaint, and has a discussion on June 7, 2007, which explains that the now 80-year-old Bork “was at the Yale Club last June to speak at an event sponsored by The New Criterion, a monthly review of the arts and intellectual life. According to the suit filed in federal court in Manhattan, the club failed to provide steps and a handrail to climb onto the dais. Bork fell backward as he was attempting to climb the dais, striking his leg on the stage and his head on a heat register, the suit says” — resulting in severe injuries that required lengthy rehab. Learn more about it in Turkewitz’s earlier post “Robert Bork Brings Trip/Fall Suit for Over $1M, Plus Punitive Damages And Legal Fees,” which links to many other web sources (and see Overlawyered.com and LegalBlog Watch; plus the updated account from Bloomberg News).

BorkDOJ Bork, is of course, the namesake of the verb “to bork,” due to the rejection by the U.S. Senate in 1987 of his nomination by Pres. Ronald Reagan to the U.S. Supreme Court. (see The Columbia Encyclopedia, Sixth Ed.) As explained at Worthless Word of the Day, bork is “[an eponym from Judge Robert Bork] U.S. political slang to defame or vilify (a person) systematically, esp. in the mass media, usu. with the aim of preventing his or her appointment to public office; to obstruct or thwart (a person) in this way.”

Today’s post at NY Personal Injury Law Blog eschews “mockery or political criticism” and instead asks what Bork should do next, “given the error-riddled Complaint that has contributed to the scorn.” (”What Should Bork Do Now?,” June 11, 2007) Eric makes many good points, including the dropping of the silly punitive damages claim, and the reminer that “The New York State Trial Lawyers Association has over 4,500 lawyers. Hire someone that knows what they are doing with this area of law, not a white collar criminal defense or securities lawyer that can’t draft a simple trip and fall complaint. And remember also that you don’t need a BigLaw ‘litigator’ that probably hasn’t tried a case in years. And you do need someone that knows how to move a case efficiently.”

checkedBoxS Prof. Yabut also wants to remind Judge Bork — since the NYS Trial Lawyers almost certainly won’t tell him — to brush up on the Injured Consumers’ Bill of Rights for Contingency Fees (you can negotiate and needn’t accept the local standard contingency percentage), and to check out prior posts here at f/k/a, such as this and that.

Meanwhile, you’ll find a series of posts about the Bork lawsuit by several of the contributors at the Volokh Conspiracy. In Bork and the Barbary Pirates, David Bernstein has some choice quotes from Bork in 1995, when he attacked “Our expensive, capricious and unpredictable civil justice systems.” Berstein concludes:

“I don’t think that someone with such views is in any way barred morally or otherwise from using the tort system to redress an injury, but as a prominent attorney himself, Bork could instruct his attorneys not to assert ‘far-fetched legal theories’ (e.g., punitive damages for a routine negligence case), or to request a ‘lottery-like windfall’ (over $1 million in damages).

Bernstein’s co-Conspirator Ilya Somin then looks at The Ethics of Benefiting From Policies that You Oppose, with the “The bottom line: Not all people who benefit from policies they oppose are inconsistent or hypocritical. It depends on the policy in question, and on the reasons for their opposition to it.” Prof. Eugene Volokh also weighs in on the apparent weakness of some of Judge Bork’s claims. Along with the VC posts, you will find both thoughtful and sadly inane comments from the peanut gallery.

THNLogoG The haiku fan in me can’t help but note that Robert H. Bork’s middle initial stands for Heron. That’s not a word that I have often seen as a name — at least not for a person, as opposed to a distinguished haiku journal. It would be interesting if, in addition to our shared interest in antitrust law, Judge Bork’s name led him to appreciate haiku and senryu. Mention of haiku reminds me that I had originally intended to make this a quick posting today. My plan was to tell you that summer “officially” started for me on Saturday evening, when the season’s first swarm of mosquitos found me on my front porch and chased me (and my copy of Richard Dawkins’ The God Delusion) indoors. Then, I would merely type up a batch of mosquito-related poems, post them, and get back to some serious horizontal punditry. Judge Bork’s travails soaked up a lot of very good naptime this afternoon, but I’m not yet cranky enough to deprive my readers of their haikai [nor to forget to point you to Blawg Revew #112 at Justia]. Without further borkification, I beg you to enjoy some pesky offerings from f/k/a’s Honored Guest Poets:

porch dinner
a mosquito feasts
on my date

……. by Yu Chang - Upstate Dim Sum (2001/II) mosquito2

getting drunk
on my arm
the tavern mosquitos

backyard moon
mosquitos
rush the poem

……. by David G. Lanoue - from Haiku Guy

Mosquito netting
rises and falls –
the clarity of dusk

mosquito1 …….. by Rebecca Lilly - Mainichi News (Aug. 2006)

short flight
hungry mosquitos
front porch and back

hand-in-hand
until
the mosquito mugging

…………………………….. by dagosan

praymanmagnaS see related haiga, at MagnaPoets (May 24, 2007)

photo: Arthur Giacalone

I entrust my home
for the night
to mosquito-eating bats

curling to sleep–
in the mosquito-netted window
a sickle moon

……….. by Kobayashi Issa, translated by David G. Lanoue

dozing off– mosquito2f
the soft drone
of mosquito flutter

…………………….. by jim kacian from Chincoteague (Red Moon Press, 2000)

June 9, 2007

a saturday for poetry not punditry (apparently)

Filed under: Haiku or Senryu — David Giacalone @ 9:43 pm

ooh  For the second day in a row, I have lost a posting while trying to publish it.  For a guy who believes deep inside that he should quit the weblog scene and try to have a life, this seems like a big sign that should not be ignored.  While I think about the fate of my weblog life(style), you can enjoy poetry from four of my favorite haijin:

 

big sky
the uncertain legs
of the foal

 
either side
of the privacy fence
dandelions

 

all day rain
on the playing field
a stray dog

 

 

paint by number
the child’s river
escapes its bank

………………………. by Tom Painting wine
“either side” -  big sky: The Red Moon Anthology 2006
“big sky” - Acorn 16 & big sky: RMA 2006 
“all day rain” from Baseball Haiku (2007)
“paint by number” - tug of the current: RMA 2004

 

news of his death
I hold tight
to the kite string

 

election day
the ginko lets go
of all its leaves

shifting clouds
I twist
my wedding ring
………………. by pamela miller ness
“election day” - Bottle Rockets #16
“new of his death” - Modern Haiku 37:3 & big sky: RMA 2006
“shifting clouds” - Raw NervZ VIII:1 & pegging the wind RMA 2002

 

spring dawn  gulls
the stiffness of a sparrow
on the road to town

 

 

teenagers…
loosening the tie that held
the cherry tight

 

an old resume
my son colours in
his rainbow

 

………. by matt morden 
“spring dawn” & “teenagers” - Morden Haiku
“an old resume” - Snapshots #7 2000

 

mountain stillness –
the loon call
held by the lake

 

season’s end
another crop
of realtor signs

 

sweet grapes
the conversation passes
between friends

…………. by Hilary Tann -
“season’s end”  from Upstate Dim Sum (2005/1)
“mountain stillness” -  The Heron’s Nest VIII:4 & big sky: RMA 2006
“sweet grapes” - The Heron’s Nest VIII:1

RealtorG p.s.  I had planned to post today about two stories worth checking out. To keep myself from spending Sunday doing so, I will just point to them: (1) In the wake of the terrorist charges earlier this week, “Guyanese community in NYC fends off images of violence and terror,” Newsday.com/AP (June 6, 2007).  A similar story appears in today’s Schenecady Daily Gazette, about the Guyanese community here, where we’ve had a Guyanese Strategy to attract people of Guyanese descent to our shrinking rustbelt city (prior post - scroll to update).   And, (2) Check out the NYT article from June 8, 2007, “One City’s Home Sellers Do Better on Their Own,” to learn about the comprehensive study of home sales in Madison, WI, from 1998 to 2004, which found that people “who sold their homes through real estate agents typically did not get a higher sale price than people who sold their homes themselves. When the agent’s commission is factored in, the for-sale-by-owner people came out ahead financially.”  (See this and that post at shlep about how realtors are trying to make sure you keep paying their standard commissions.)

 

busy little buggers
the flower-mad
butterflies

 
 
in full battle make-up
she rollerblades
by   
 

…………… by David G. Lanoue from Dewdrop World (2005)

 

June 8, 2007

Report on Aging Lawyers: D for disappointing

Filed under: law news, Haiku or Senryu — David Giacalone @ 5:11 pm

Dkey  Apologies. Mea culpa. My bad. If you took my advice two days ago and clicked on the link to NOBC-APRL’s Final Report of the Joint Committee on Aging Lawyers (May 2007), you may be cursing me for wasting your time or creating undue expectations. I must regretfully plead guilty. Having now read the entire body of the Report, I’ve concluded there is not much there for anyone wanting useful guidance on how the legal profession and its ethics system should deal with age-related lawyer impairment [which we first discussed in the massive posting “The Graying Bar: Let’s Not Forget the Ethics,” in March 2007, and continued in “No Senior Discount at the Senior Bar,” in the July-August 2007 “graying lawyers” edition of The Complete Lawyer] . You really won’t find a lot of substance in the Report beyond the outline given in the accompanying press release (”National Committee Urges More Action on Senior Lawyer Issues,” May 31, 2007).

The Good News: The two national lawyer organizations most directly interested in legal ethics and professional responsibility — the National Organization of Bar Counsel (NOBC, which focuses on the prosecution of ethical violations by lawyers) and the Association of Professional Responsibility Lawyers (APRL, which focuses on the defense of lawyer grievance charges) — were concerned enough about the “potentially serious impact of increased numbers of aging lawyers who remain in the active practice of law” to appoint a joint committee, in August 2005, “to study the challenges raised by aging lawyers and propose solutions and best practices for attorney grievance committees, bar associations, courts and the Bar.” With that ambitious mandate, the Joint Committee then worked for nearly two years to produce the proposals and Final Report. That’s the Good News.

dgrade The Bad News: Although “intended to be a helpful resource and guide to best practices which may be tailored to individual jurisdictional needs,” the Final Report on Aging Lawyers contains nothing more than a list of “advice sound bites” on the very general tasks that need to be done to protect the public from and preserve the dignity of age-impaired lawyers. There is no guidance on how to accomplish those tasks, and not a hint — despite promising us “best practices” recommendations — about who has existing expertise or how it is being utilized. Instead, the bulk of the Report (and the entire 60 pages of Appendices) is aimed at a “related concern” that the Report admits “is not limited to senior lawyers” — the sudden incapacity or death of a lawyer who has not made adequate preparation for the continued representation or protection of clients.

Even with ironic grading, the Final Report on Aging Lawyers (which would have been a letdown even as a Preliminary Report) doesn’t deserve more than a D grade. If I were an advisor for a term paper or supervising attorney reviewing an Advice Letter, I would send it back and insist that some meat be put on